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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      smurf
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      Wah! Clever gal!

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        SAHM_TAN
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        ZuEn:
        I am joining in the fun.


        My 3 YO DD was trying to get daddy to buy her chocolates.
        HB made her promised that it was the only thing that she would make us buy that day, which she did.

        We went shopping at Kiddy Palace after that and DD went crazy over the bowls and spoons with princessy print and wanted to buy them.

        Hb: But you promised that you won't buy anything else. I already bought you the chocolate.
        DD: (Trying to make Daddy buy her the bowl) Yah, but I want to put my chocolate in this bowl.
        Hb: ...
        such logical argument

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          ppnqq
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          Adult A asking Adult B what is \"淀粉\" (dian fen) in English and one child answered: \"Electric flour!\". :rotflmao:

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            SAHM_TAN
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            ppnqq:
            Adult A asking Adult B what is \"淀粉\" (dian fen) in English and one child answered: \"Electric flour!\". :rotflmao:

            :rotflmao:

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              SAHM_TAN
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              ppnqq:
              Adult A asking Adult B what is \"淀粉\" (dian fen) in English and one child answered: \"Electric flour!\". :rotflmao:

              :rotflmao:

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                meowal
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                Out of nowhere, my 3 yr old said during dinner last night :


                "I don’t want to be handsome, I want to be like daddy!"

                dh was like …???

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                  SAHM_TAN
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                  meowal:
                  Out of nowhere, my 3 yr old said during dinner last night :


                  \"I don't want to be handsome, I want to be like daddy!\"

                  dh was like ...!!!???
                  :rotflmao: so your DH not....... :siam: just kidding

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                    smartmummy
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                    meowal:
                    Out of nowhere, my 3 yr old said during dinner last night :


                    \"I don't want to be handsome, I want to be like daddy!\"

                    dh was like ...!!!???
                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                      smartmummy
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                      I told to 4 year old daugter that "Trees gives fruits".

                      She asked me "How? They don’t have hands"

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                        ZuEn
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                        One more.


                        DD's fingernail chipped and she was asking Hb why.

                        DD: Why my fingernail like that?
                        HB: I think it is bcos you are lacking something. Do you know what is it?
                        DD: Oreos!
                        HB: :rotflmao:

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