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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      SAHM_TAN
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      ppnqq:
      Adult A asking Adult B what is \"淀粉\" (dian fen) in English and one child answered: \"Electric flour!\". :rotflmao:

      :rotflmao:

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        SAHM_TAN
        last edited by

        ppnqq:
        Adult A asking Adult B what is \"淀粉\" (dian fen) in English and one child answered: \"Electric flour!\". :rotflmao:

        :rotflmao:

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          meowal
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          Out of nowhere, my 3 yr old said during dinner last night :


          "I don’t want to be handsome, I want to be like daddy!"

          dh was like …???

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            SAHM_TAN
            last edited by

            meowal:
            Out of nowhere, my 3 yr old said during dinner last night :


            \"I don't want to be handsome, I want to be like daddy!\"

            dh was like ...!!!???
            :rotflmao: so your DH not....... :siam: just kidding

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              smartmummy
              last edited by

              meowal:
              Out of nowhere, my 3 yr old said during dinner last night :


              \"I don't want to be handsome, I want to be like daddy!\"

              dh was like ...!!!???
              :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                smartmummy
                last edited by

                I told to 4 year old daugter that "Trees gives fruits".

                She asked me "How? They don’t have hands"

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                  ZuEn
                  last edited by

                  One more.


                  DD's fingernail chipped and she was asking Hb why.

                  DD: Why my fingernail like that?
                  HB: I think it is bcos you are lacking something. Do you know what is it?
                  DD: Oreos!
                  HB: :rotflmao:

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                    30plus
                    last edited by

                    My DS2 of 3years talked to me last night.


                    DS2: Someone scold me in school.
                    Me: Your teacher?
                    DS2: No.
                    Me: Oh, so is it a boy or a girl?
                    DS2: A girl.
                    Me: Did you snatch her toy?
                    DS2: No.
                    Me: Did you grab her book?
                    DS2: No.
                    Me: Did you beat her?
                    DS2: No.
                    Me: Hmm... OK. I think that girl is naughty. It's not your fault.
                    .
                    .
                    .
                    DS2: I snatch her brother's toy.
                    Me: :faint: :faint: :faint:

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                    • ChiefKiasuC Offline
                      ChiefKiasu
                      last edited by

                      ZuEn:
                      One more.


                      DD's fingernail chipped and she was asking Hb why.

                      DD: Why my fingernail like that?
                      HB: I think it is bcos you are lacking something. Do you know what is it?
                      DD: Oreos!
                      HB: :rotflmao:
                      :rotflmao: Smart one, dis wan. Able to adapt negative situation to create positive outcome. Got future.

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                        ChiefKiasu
                        last edited by

                        30plus:
                        My DS2 of 3years talked to me last night.


                        DS2: Someone scold me in school.
                        Me: Your teacher?
                        DS2: No.
                        Me: Oh, so is it a boy or a girl?
                        DS2: A girl.
                        Me: Did you snatch her toy?
                        DS2: No.
                        Me: Did you grab her book?
                        DS2: No.
                        Me: Did you beat her?
                        DS2: No.
                        Me: Hmm... OK. I think that girl is naughty. It's not your fault.
                        .
                        .
                        .
                        DS2: I snatch her brother's toy.
                        Me: :faint: :faint: :faint:
                        See.. it's not his fault. It's your fault. You didn't ask the right question. :rotflmao:

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