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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      SAHM_TAN
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      ZuEn:
      I am joining in the fun.


      My 3 YO DD was trying to get daddy to buy her chocolates.
      HB made her promised that it was the only thing that she would make us buy that day, which she did.

      We went shopping at Kiddy Palace after that and DD went crazy over the bowls and spoons with princessy print and wanted to buy them.

      Hb: But you promised that you won't buy anything else. I already bought you the chocolate.
      DD: (Trying to make Daddy buy her the bowl) Yah, but I want to put my chocolate in this bowl.
      Hb: ...
      such logical argument

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        ppnqq
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        Adult A asking Adult B what is \"淀粉\" (dian fen) in English and one child answered: \"Electric flour!\". :rotflmao:

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          SAHM_TAN
          last edited by

          ppnqq:
          Adult A asking Adult B what is \"淀粉\" (dian fen) in English and one child answered: \"Electric flour!\". :rotflmao:

          :rotflmao:

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            SAHM_TAN
            last edited by

            ppnqq:
            Adult A asking Adult B what is \"淀粉\" (dian fen) in English and one child answered: \"Electric flour!\". :rotflmao:

            :rotflmao:

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              meowal
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              Out of nowhere, my 3 yr old said during dinner last night :


              "I don’t want to be handsome, I want to be like daddy!"

              dh was like …???

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                SAHM_TAN
                last edited by

                meowal:
                Out of nowhere, my 3 yr old said during dinner last night :


                \"I don't want to be handsome, I want to be like daddy!\"

                dh was like ...!!!???
                :rotflmao: so your DH not....... :siam: just kidding

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                  smartmummy
                  last edited by

                  meowal:
                  Out of nowhere, my 3 yr old said during dinner last night :


                  \"I don't want to be handsome, I want to be like daddy!\"

                  dh was like ...!!!???
                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    smartmummy
                    last edited by

                    I told to 4 year old daugter that "Trees gives fruits".

                    She asked me "How? They don’t have hands"

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                      ZuEn
                      last edited by

                      One more.


                      DD's fingernail chipped and she was asking Hb why.

                      DD: Why my fingernail like that?
                      HB: I think it is bcos you are lacking something. Do you know what is it?
                      DD: Oreos!
                      HB: :rotflmao:

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                        30plus
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                        My DS2 of 3years talked to me last night.


                        DS2: Someone scold me in school.
                        Me: Your teacher?
                        DS2: No.
                        Me: Oh, so is it a boy or a girl?
                        DS2: A girl.
                        Me: Did you snatch her toy?
                        DS2: No.
                        Me: Did you grab her book?
                        DS2: No.
                        Me: Did you beat her?
                        DS2: No.
                        Me: Hmm... OK. I think that girl is naughty. It's not your fault.
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                        .
                        .
                        DS2: I snatch her brother's toy.
                        Me: :faint: :faint: :faint:

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