Kids say the darnest things...

[smartmummy]

I told to 4 year old daugter that "Trees gives fruits".

She asked me "How? They don’t have hands"

[ZuEn]

One more.


DD's fingernail chipped and she was asking Hb why.

DD: Why my fingernail like that?
HB: I think it is bcos you are lacking something. Do you know what is it?
DD: Oreos!
HB: :rotflmao:

[30plus]

My DS2 of 3years talked to me last night.


DS2: Someone scold me in school.
Me: Your teacher?
DS2: No.
Me: Oh, so is it a boy or a girl?
DS2: A girl.
Me: Did you snatch her toy?
DS2: No.
Me: Did you grab her book?
DS2: No.
Me: Did you beat her?
DS2: No.
Me: Hmm... OK. I think that girl is naughty. It's not your fault.
.
.
.
DS2: I snatch her brother's toy.
Me: :faint: :faint: :faint:

[ChiefKiasu]

ZuEn:

One more.


DD's fingernail chipped and she was asking Hb why.

DD: Why my fingernail like that?
HB: I think it is bcos you are lacking something. Do you know what is it?
DD: Oreos!
HB: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: Smart one, dis wan. Able to adapt negative situation to create positive outcome. Got future.

[ChiefKiasu]

30plus:

My DS2 of 3years talked to me last night.


DS2: Someone scold me in school.
Me: Your teacher?
DS2: No.
Me: Oh, so is it a boy or a girl?
DS2: A girl.
Me: Did you snatch her toy?
DS2: No.
Me: Did you grab her book?
DS2: No.
Me: Did you beat her?
DS2: No.
Me: Hmm... OK. I think that girl is naughty. It's not your fault.
.
.
.
DS2: I snatch her brother's toy.
Me: :faint: :faint: :faint:

See.. it's not his fault. It's your fault. You didn't ask the right question. :rotflmao:

[ChiefKiasu]

ppnqq:

Adult A asking Adult B what is \"淀粉\" (dian fen) in English and one child answered: \"Electric flour!\". :rotflmao:

Er... if you asked me, I would say electric fan. What on earth is 淀粉 ?

[ppnqq]

ChiefKiasu:

ppnqq:

Adult A asking Adult B what is \"淀粉\" (dian fen) in English and one child answered: \"Electric flour!\". :rotflmao:

Er... if you asked me, I would say electric fan. What on earth is 淀粉 ?

I think it's starch?

[smurf]

Smurf (asking ds2 who is 3): do you want to learn violin?

Ds2: dun want lah, I'm too young leh.
Smurf: :skeptical:

[SAHM_TAN]

smurf:

Smurf (asking ds2 who is 3): do you want to learn violin?

Ds2: dun want lah, I'm too young leh.
Smurf: :skeptical:

so clever :rotflmao:

[smurf]

Clever meh? I think he just want to avoid the topic, coz he only wants to play hard, but if tell him to learn violin? Better not...coz I think it's the violin play him, not him play violin... :rotflmao: