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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      smartmummy
      last edited by

      meowal:
      Out of nowhere, my 3 yr old said during dinner last night :


      \"I don't want to be handsome, I want to be like daddy!\"

      dh was like ...!!!???
      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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        smartmummy
        last edited by

        I told to 4 year old daugter that "Trees gives fruits".

        She asked me "How? They don’t have hands"

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          ZuEn
          last edited by

          One more.


          DD's fingernail chipped and she was asking Hb why.

          DD: Why my fingernail like that?
          HB: I think it is bcos you are lacking something. Do you know what is it?
          DD: Oreos!
          HB: :rotflmao:

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            30plus
            last edited by

            My DS2 of 3years talked to me last night.


            DS2: Someone scold me in school.
            Me: Your teacher?
            DS2: No.
            Me: Oh, so is it a boy or a girl?
            DS2: A girl.
            Me: Did you snatch her toy?
            DS2: No.
            Me: Did you grab her book?
            DS2: No.
            Me: Did you beat her?
            DS2: No.
            Me: Hmm... OK. I think that girl is naughty. It's not your fault.
            .
            .
            .
            DS2: I snatch her brother's toy.
            Me: :faint: :faint: :faint:

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            • ChiefKiasuC
              ChiefKiasu
              last edited by

              ZuEn:
              One more.


              DD's fingernail chipped and she was asking Hb why.

              DD: Why my fingernail like that?
              HB: I think it is bcos you are lacking something. Do you know what is it?
              DD: Oreos!
              HB: :rotflmao:
              :rotflmao: Smart one, dis wan. Able to adapt negative situation to create positive outcome. Got future.

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              • ChiefKiasuC
                ChiefKiasu
                last edited by

                30plus:
                My DS2 of 3years talked to me last night.


                DS2: Someone scold me in school.
                Me: Your teacher?
                DS2: No.
                Me: Oh, so is it a boy or a girl?
                DS2: A girl.
                Me: Did you snatch her toy?
                DS2: No.
                Me: Did you grab her book?
                DS2: No.
                Me: Did you beat her?
                DS2: No.
                Me: Hmm... OK. I think that girl is naughty. It's not your fault.
                .
                .
                .
                DS2: I snatch her brother's toy.
                Me: :faint: :faint: :faint:
                See.. it's not his fault. It's your fault. You didn't ask the right question. :rotflmao:

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                • ChiefKiasuC
                  ChiefKiasu
                  last edited by

                  ppnqq:
                  Adult A asking Adult B what is \"淀粉\" (dian fen) in English and one child answered: \"Electric flour!\". :rotflmao:

                  Er... if you asked me, I would say electric fan. What on earth is 淀粉 ?

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                    ppnqq
                    last edited by

                    ChiefKiasu:
                    ppnqq:

                    Adult A asking Adult B what is \"淀粉\" (dian fen) in English and one child answered: \"Electric flour!\". :rotflmao:


                    Er... if you asked me, I would say electric fan. What on earth is 淀粉 ?

                    I think it's starch?

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                      smurf
                      last edited by

                      Smurf (asking ds2 who is 3): do you want to learn violin?

                      Ds2: dun want lah, I'm too young leh.
                      Smurf: :skeptical:

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                        SAHM_TAN
                        last edited by

                        smurf:
                        Smurf (asking ds2 who is 3): do you want to learn violin?

                        Ds2: dun want lah, I'm too young leh.
                        Smurf: :skeptical:
                        so clever :rotflmao:

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