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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      MLR
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      DS's cc has just installed full a/c and by 3rd day, DS started hving suffy nose.

      Yesterday, when I went to pick him up, I asked if he is hving runny nose, he said: \"No mommy, I use my legs to run\" and his teacher burst out laughing. He turn to his teacher and asked: \"Teacher XX, what so funny? Why are you laughing at me?\" and started getting upset. :roll:

      Me now think that Mandarin in simple basic level is a better language of communication, where instances like this can be avoided. ๐Ÿ˜“

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        buds
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        We passed by a lingerie

        shop and DD2 said aloud.

        DD2 : Hey mummy, look! So cute right?
        They even have undies for small girls.

        Pointing to a very small g-string

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          RRMummy
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          buds:
          We passed by a lingerie

          shop and DD2 said aloud.

          DD2 : Hey mummy, look! So cute right?
          They even have undies for small girls.

          *Pointing to a very small g-string*
          :lol: so did you tell her they are for nauughty mummies instead? :evil:

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            buds
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            For sexy mummies. ๐Ÿ˜‰


            Anyway, she took her sister's
            e-dictionary and looked up the
            word G-string herself.. :roll:

            Kids these days...

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              RRMummy
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              buds:
              Anyway, she took her sister's

              e-dictionary and looked up the
              word G-string herself.. :roll:

              Kids these days...
              You have a real smart one there buds.. i'm guessing with this one you can't get away with a simple \"mummy will tell you when you grow-up\" excuses... ๐Ÿ˜‰

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                en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg
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                [quote]We passed by a lingerie

                shop and DD2 said aloud.

                DD2 : Hey mummy, look! So cute right?
                They even have undies for small girls.

                *Pointing to a very small g-string*[/quote]You sure your daughter saw it when passing by a lingerie shop? Or was it last seen in your drawer? :lol:

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                  buds
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                  RRMummy:
                  You have a real smart one there buds.. i'm guessing with this one you can't get away with a simple \"mummy will tell you when you grow-up\" excuses... ๐Ÿ˜‰

                  Yeah, not a chance! :lol:

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                    buds
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                    EN:
                    You sure your daughter saw it when passing by a lingerie shop? Or was it last seen in your drawer? :lol:

                    More to prolly she saw it ON moi! :!:

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                      rocklee
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                      DS2: Mum, why do people die?

                      Me: cos of old age, illness or accident lor!
                      DS2: How do you know whether a person is dead or not?
                      Me: when their hearts stop beating lor!
                      DS2: What happen to them after they die?
                      Me: Good ones will go to heaven and baddies go to hell.
                      DS2: What will happen in heaven?
                      Me: They will be surrounded with many angels.
                      DS2: What happen in hell?
                      Me: They will be tortured by monsters.
                      DS2: Mum you are lying! You must be imagining things cos you said before there is no such things as monsters what!
                      Me: Of course I have to imagine. I havenโ€™t been to hell nor heaven, how would I know?
                      DS2: Kekeekeโ€ฆ (listen to my heart beat), mum Iโ€™m happy your heart still beating!

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                        buds
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                        rocklee:
                        DS2: Kekeeke... (listen to my heart beat), mum I'm happy your heart still beating!

                        :love:

                        :hugs:

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