Kids say the darnest things...
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DS's cc has just installed full a/c and by 3rd day, DS started hving suffy nose.
Yesterday, when I went to pick him up, I asked if he is hving runny nose, he said: \"No mommy, I use my legs to run\" and his teacher burst out laughing. He turn to his teacher and asked: \"Teacher XX, what so funny? Why are you laughing at me?\" and started getting upset. :roll:
Me now think that Mandarin in simple basic level is a better language of communication, where instances like this can be avoided.
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We passed by a lingerie
shop and DD2 said aloud.
DD2 : Hey mummy, look! So cute right?
They even have undies for small girls.
Pointing to a very small g-string -
buds:
:lol: so did you tell her they are for nauughty mummies instead? :evil:We passed by a lingerie
shop and DD2 said aloud.
DD2 : Hey mummy, look! So cute right?
They even have undies for small girls.
*Pointing to a very small g-string* -
For sexy mummies.

Anyway, she took her sister's
e-dictionary and looked up the
word G-string herself.. :roll:
Kids these days... -
buds:
You have a real smart one there buds.. i'm guessing with this one you can't get away with a simple \"mummy will tell you when you grow-up\" excuses...Anyway, she took her sister's
e-dictionary and looked up the
word G-string herself.. :roll:
Kids these days...
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[quote]We passed by a lingerie
shop and DD2 said aloud.
DD2 : Hey mummy, look! So cute right?
They even have undies for small girls.
*Pointing to a very small g-string*[/quote]You sure your daughter saw it when passing by a lingerie shop? Or was it last seen in your drawer? :lol: -
RRMummy:
You have a real smart one there buds.. i'm guessing with this one you can't get away with a simple \"mummy will tell you when you grow-up\" excuses...

Yeah, not a chance! :lol: -
EN:
You sure your daughter saw it when passing by a lingerie shop? Or was it last seen in your drawer? :lol:
More to prolly she saw it ON moi! :!: -
DS2: Mum, why do people die?
Me: cos of old age, illness or accident lor!
DS2: How do you know whether a person is dead or not?
Me: when their hearts stop beating lor!
DS2: What happen to them after they die?
Me: Good ones will go to heaven and baddies go to hell.
DS2: What will happen in heaven?
Me: They will be surrounded with many angels.
DS2: What happen in hell?
Me: They will be tortured by monsters.
DS2: Mum you are lying! You must be imagining things cos you said before there is no such things as monsters what!
Me: Of course I have to imagine. I havenโt been to hell nor heaven, how would I know?
DS2: Kekeekeโฆ (listen to my heart beat), mum Iโm happy your heart still beating! -
rocklee:
DS2: Kekeeke... (listen to my heart beat), mum I'm happy your heart still beating!
:love:
:hugs:
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