Kids say the darnest things...
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buds:
I also say...tried not to laugh out loud! :love: Must encourage creative thinking mah...wonder what she'd write in her more-than-5-lined composition!Wah-leow, can really think outta the box your DD, Andaiz! :shock:
How stylo is that wor... God's messages to come in SMS and MMS format!
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ChiefKiasu:
Hilarious. But hey, my coming 17 months boy knows how to use \"tools\" to dig it out. He saw me using umbrella, so he uses his toy trolley (obviously got stucked\"!winterkim:
...son: but my head is not long enough... (eyes red red, almost crying....~~)
That's funny :lol:
I love watching him with his head lying on the ground and peeking at his stucked toy (threw in by him on purpose), and gesturing for mummy to help.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ’ I. ’
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie… Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, L ouie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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DS was 2 yrs old then. We were in Perth and it was winter. DS refused to shower and will kick up a big fuss. So I thought he might be more receptive if DH were to carry him and shower together. I heard a lot of commotion in the toilet with DS going "eeee!!! got hair!!! I dun want!!! Got hair!!!" Moments later DH carried DS out laughing uncontrollably, I asked "why, got hair in the shower area is it?" (DS a bit jie(2) pi(4) about such things) DH told me no, not hair on the floor but ‘THAT HAIR’
No shower that night, only managed to wipe DS down and DS kept looking at DH like DH has grown and extra arm or something. -
Funz:
DH told me no, not hair on the floor but 'THAT HAIR'
:lol: reminds me of the time when my DD1 was trying very hard to get a peek at DH's birdie while DH was taking a leak and she happened to walk in to show him something.. :roll:
since then DH made sure 'it' is kept covered... away from their prying eyes... :lol: -
DD1 has always been a mature kid, but she came up wit somthing a couple of months ago that had us :?
SIL: Is E* your boyfriend?
DD: No, he's my good friend
SIL: But i thought you like him
DD: Ya, because he's a good boy. But I don't know next time he grow up will be good boy anot mah so now he's only my good friend first
SIL: :whut:
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3greatkids:
:lol: You have a very sensible gal there! Don't need to be too worried in the future..
DD: Ya, because he's a good boy. But I don't know next time he grow up will be good boy anot mah so now he's only my good friend first
SIL: :whut:
ROFL
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RRMummy:
haha, let's just hope she stays that way. there's still the adolescence and teenage years to conquer!
:lol: You have a very sensible gal there! Don't need to be too worried in the future..3greatkids:
DD: Ya, because he's a good boy. But I don't know next time he grow up will be good boy anot mah so now he's only my good friend first
SIL: :whut:
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this happened a few months after my dad passed away … my son was about 4 years old then, and we were walking to my mother’s place …
DS : Dad … why ah gong die?
Me : he died because he was very ill …
DS : I told him not too eat too many sweet, he did not listern …
Me : er…
… after a moment of silence …
DS : I missed ah gong a lot …
Me : I missed him too …
… another moment of silence …
DS : Dad … I don’t want you to die. I don’t want mommy to die.
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