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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      MrsSeah
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      Carrot_55:
      Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

      dd: why is water good?
      Me: hmm..cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system.. See.. Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple..you want to be pretty girl rite?
      dd: I'm already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!
      :rotflmao:

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        smartmummy
        last edited by

        Carrot_55:
        Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

        dd: why is water good?
        Me: hmm..cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system.. See.. Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple..you want to be pretty girl rite?
        dd: I'm already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!
        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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          smartmummy
          last edited by

          WCW:
          DS: mommy, what is the meaning of foresee?

          Me: to see or know beforehand
          DS: ok, i foresee mommy will be buying me toys soon (then he smiled cheekily)
          :faint:
          :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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            smartmummy
            last edited by

            WCW:
            Me: Do u want cheese or chocolate or (kk ask him) mommy?

            DS: Mommy lor
            Me: Why?
            DS: Coz mommy will buy both cheese and chocolcate for me
            :faint:
            :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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              autumnbronze
              last edited by

              Today, while having lunch .....


              DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

              Me: :yikes: then :faint:

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                smartmummy
                last edited by

                tankee:
                Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking


                \"My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework ...... \"
                after a pasue \"but i do not blame the school. You know why .... it's my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent\"
                :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                  ChiefKiasu
                  last edited by

                  autumnbronze:
                  Today, while having lunch .....


                  DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

                  Me: :yikes: then :faint:
                  Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze šŸ™‚

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                    schweppes
                    last edited by

                    ChiefKiasu:
                    autumnbronze:

                    Today, while having lunch .....


                    DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

                    Me: :yikes: then :faint:

                    Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze šŸ™‚

                    Well... must say that our dear autumnbronze does look Va-va-voom :preen:

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                      smartmummy
                      last edited by

                      I gave them bread and nutella,

                      DD: Is that old nutella?
                      Me:Yes
                      DD:noooooooooo,I want young nutella
                      Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                        Sun_2010
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                        schweppes:
                        ChiefKiasu:

                        [quote=\"autumnbronze\"]Today, while having lunch .....


                        DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

                        Me: :yikes: then :faint:

                        Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze šŸ™‚

                        Well... must say that our dear autumnbronze does look Va-va-voom :preen:[/quote]buds avatar comes to mind šŸ˜† šŸ˜†

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