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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      smartmummy
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      tankee:
      Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking


      \"My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework ...... \"
      after a pasue \"but i do not blame the school. You know why .... it's my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent\"
      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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        ChiefKiasu
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        autumnbronze:
        Today, while having lunch .....


        DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

        Me: :yikes: then :faint:
        Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze πŸ™‚

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          schweppes
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          ChiefKiasu:
          autumnbronze:

          Today, while having lunch .....


          DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

          Me: :yikes: then :faint:

          Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze πŸ™‚

          Well... must say that our dear autumnbronze does look Va-va-voom :preen:

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            smartmummy
            last edited by

            I gave them bread and nutella,

            DD: Is that old nutella?
            Me:Yes
            DD:noooooooooo,I want young nutella
            Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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              Sun_2010
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              schweppes:
              ChiefKiasu:

              [quote=\"autumnbronze\"]Today, while having lunch .....


              DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

              Me: :yikes: then :faint:

              Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze πŸ™‚

              Well... must say that our dear autumnbronze does look Va-va-voom :preen:[/quote]buds avatar comes to mind πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                schweppes:
                ChiefKiasu:

                [quote=\"autumnbronze\"]Today, while having lunch .....


                DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

                Me: :yikes: then :faint:

                Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze πŸ™‚

                Well... must say that our dear autumnbronze does look Va-va-voom :preen:[/quote] 😒 Not with the post preggie fats leh ...... 😒

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                  autumnbronze
                  last edited by

                  Sun_2010:
                  autumnbronze:

                  Today, while having lunch .....


                  DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

                  Me: :yikes: then :faint:


                  buds avatar comes to mind πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

                  :faint:

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                    autumnbronze
                    last edited by

                    ChiefKiasu:
                    autumnbronze:

                    Today, while having lunch .....


                    DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

                    Me: :yikes: then :faint:

                    Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze πŸ™‚


                    :faint:

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                      Chenonceau
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                      DS: Mom… I scored XX marks for English and I think it was a high mark.


                      Me: Really? How do you know it is high?

                      DS: I asked my friends.

                      Me: You’re an introvert. You dun have many friends… or so you said. So maybe those few you hang out with are all tooty.

                      DS: Mom… when I say friends nowadays, I mean a far wider network of acquaintances. In fact it is only in the far depths of the FEMALE EMPIRE that I cannot reach.

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                        concern2
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                        Chenonceau:
                        DS: Mom... I scored XX marks for English and I think it was a high mark.


                        Me: Really? How do you know it is high?

                        DS: I asked my friends.

                        Me: You're an introvert. You dun have many friends... or so you said. So maybe those few you hang out with are all tooty.

                        DS: Mom... when I say friends nowadays, I mean a far wider network of acquaintances. In fact it is only in the far depths of the FEMALE EMPIRE that I cannot reach.
                        :rotflmao: Wah!! Chenonceau, your kid \"cheem\" like you!

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