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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      Sun_2010
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      schweppes:
      ChiefKiasu:

      [quote=\"autumnbronze\"]Today, while having lunch .....


      DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

      Me: :yikes: then :faint:

      Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze 🙂

      Well... must say that our dear autumnbronze does look Va-va-voom :preen:[/quote]buds avatar comes to mind 😆 😆

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        autumnbronze
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        schweppes:
        ChiefKiasu:

        [quote=\"autumnbronze\"]Today, while having lunch .....


        DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

        Me: :yikes: then :faint:

        Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze 🙂

        Well... must say that our dear autumnbronze does look Va-va-voom :preen:[/quote] 😢 Not with the post preggie fats leh ...... 😢

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          autumnbronze
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          Sun_2010:
          autumnbronze:

          Today, while having lunch .....


          DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

          Me: :yikes: then :faint:


          buds avatar comes to mind 😆 😆

          :faint:

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            autumnbronze
            last edited by

            ChiefKiasu:
            autumnbronze:

            Today, while having lunch .....


            DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

            Me: :yikes: then :faint:

            Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze 🙂


            :faint:

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              Chenonceau
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              DS: Mom… I scored XX marks for English and I think it was a high mark.


              Me: Really? How do you know it is high?

              DS: I asked my friends.

              Me: You’re an introvert. You dun have many friends… or so you said. So maybe those few you hang out with are all tooty.

              DS: Mom… when I say friends nowadays, I mean a far wider network of acquaintances. In fact it is only in the far depths of the FEMALE EMPIRE that I cannot reach.

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                concern2
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                Chenonceau:
                DS: Mom... I scored XX marks for English and I think it was a high mark.


                Me: Really? How do you know it is high?

                DS: I asked my friends.

                Me: You're an introvert. You dun have many friends... or so you said. So maybe those few you hang out with are all tooty.

                DS: Mom... when I say friends nowadays, I mean a far wider network of acquaintances. In fact it is only in the far depths of the FEMALE EMPIRE that I cannot reach.
                :rotflmao: Wah!! Chenonceau, your kid \"cheem\" like you!

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                  ImMeeMee
                  last edited by

                  my dd1 seems to have improved her Chinese since she went to P1. But there are other problems ...


                  Scene 1
                  I: I think we should do xxx.
                  dd1: you 确定 you want to do this?

                  Scene 2
                  I: Do you think we should order your class photo?
                  dd1: up to you. If you want, you have to 填 the form.

                  Scene 3
                  dh: you have to revise your chinese tomorrow.
                  dd1:第 what 篇到第 what 篇?

                  talk about speaking rojak! :frustrated: :slapshead:

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                    Bedokid
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                    When dd was in primary school, she did not have any tuition so normally I would give her homeworks to do everyday. One of the day, she complained that I gave her too much homeworks and she felt very stressed. I ignored her and told her to do as circled on the pages, then I asked her 'how stress' could that be doing homeworks, immediately she said 'why not u do all the homeworks u given me, then you will know how stress I feel' I was like :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: In a way, she also let me feel that in life whenever we don't understand how others feeling, we must put ourselves in their shoes then we can understand better.........of course, not in the case of the undermentioned lah............ 😂 😂 :lol:

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                      concern2
                      last edited by

                      ImMeeMee:
                      my dd1 seems to have improved her Chinese since she went to P1. But there are other problems ...


                      Scene 1
                      I: I think we should do xxx.
                      dd1: you 确定 you want to do this?

                      Scene 2
                      I: Do you think we should order your class photo?
                      dd1: up to you. If you want, you have to 填 the form.

                      Scene 3
                      dh: you have to revise your chinese tomorrow.
                      dd1:第 what 篇到第 what 篇?

                      talk about speaking rojak! :frustrated: :slapshead:
                      :rotflmao: Really headache!

                      How about this from my son: \" 爸爸后面我\" - Papa behind me! :slapshead:

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                        ImMeeMee
                        last edited by

                        concern2:



                        :rotflmao: Really headache!

                        How about this from my son: \" 爸爸后面我\" - Papa behind me! :slapshead:
                        I know what you mean ... 😂

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