Kids say the darnest things...

[ChiefKiasu]

ZacK:

Dun be surprised that she may come home with an Oscar's in future...

As long as Oscar can provide for her future, I'm sure mummy and daddy will be happy with him .

[en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg]

[quote]So, was he punished eventually... [/quote]
No, both were not punished. They just have to do their homework after dinner & I insist that they still help me. Finish homework late = sleep late. Must give credit to him for not lying and bravely admit their mistake.
[quote]As she took a long time to brush her
hair and get herself ready.. she forgot
that she needed help with da ribbons
on her white princess dress.. Me &
hubs were in the shower then,
almost done.. [/quote]Keke. I call white lacey, dress as wedding dress. So your dd is not wrong to say she will be late for her wedding :lol: Yr dd must be so excited to show her costume.

[ZacK]

ChiefKiasu:

ZacK:

Dun be surprised that she may come home with an Oscar's in future...

As long as Oscar can provide for her future, I'm sure mummy and daddy will be happy with him .

Hahaha :lol:

To that... I thot of something closer to home... Christopher Lee saying to Fann... 我会照顾你的下半身 ... Pun intended :rotflmao:

[concern2]

He did?? :rotflmao:

My yakult lady reminded me to watch but I couldn't be bothered....

Recently my bro-in-law mentioned that he felt an earthquake at his flat on the 13th floor. My son leaned over to me and whispered, with a frown and watery eyes,\"Will our house still be there when we get home?\"

[ZacK]

Yes he did... it's all over the chinese papers... anyway think they are trying for a tiger baby so the special attention to the 下半身

[Eagle-Ladybird]

I was \"poo-pooing\" my DD of 3 this morning (she sits on the toilet bowl, and I'll be on a stool in the toilet). She noticed my ring and said :


DD : Boys don't wear rings ?
Me : No, only married man
DD : Who are you married to ?
Me : Mama, of course
DD : (She frowned) But someone else wants to marry you
Me : Oh yeah, who ?
DD : Me, with a smile

yes . . . i waliked into office with a permanent smile on my face :lol:

[jedamum]

Eagle-Ladybird:

DD : (She frowned) But someone else wants to marry you
Me : Oh yeah, who ?
DD : Me, with a smile

yes . . . i waliked into office with a permanent smile on my face :lol:

:lol: you now have a glimpse of how your future Son In Law will look like or what qualities they will have

[concern2]

First time receiving a proposal, eh early bird? Isn't that sweet? :love:

[Eagle-Ladybird]

yes, sweetest thing in my ilfe. My wife asked how does it feel to have 2 women fighting over me - I said \"great\" (it's an ego thing for man, isn't it :oops: )

[Eagle-Ladybird]

jedamum:

:lol: you now have a glimpse of how your future Son In Law will look like or what qualities they will have

:nailbite: oh dear . . .