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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
      last edited by

      Today, DD1's school is celebrating

      Children's Day and also taking part
      in the Be Yourself Day. Children can
      dress in home clothes, costumes or
      in any favourite cartoon or movie
      character of theirs.. It can be a
      costume which was bought or an
      innovative own creation/add ons
      to normal clothes..

      DD1 decided to dress up as Giselle,
      from the movie Enchanted.

      http://www.postimage.org/

      As she took a long time to brush her
      hair and get herself ready.. she forgot
      that she needed help with da ribbons
      on her white princess dress.. Me &
      hubs were in the shower then,
      almost done..

      So she said, \"Gosh, hurry! I'm gonna
      be late for my wedding!\"

      After a quick fix from hubs, she rushed
      down to catch her school bus.. 😐

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        ZacK
        last edited by

        buds:

        So she said, \"Gosh, hurry! I'm gonna
        be late for my wedding!\"
        Dun be surprised that she may come home with an Oscar's in future... Cos she is immersed in her role :lol:

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        • B Offline
          buds
          last edited by

          Wuahahahaa! πŸ˜‰

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          • ChiefKiasuC Offline
            ChiefKiasu
            last edited by

            ZacK:
            Dun be surprised that she may come home with an Oscar's in future...

            As long as Oscar can provide for her future, I'm sure mummy and daddy will be happy with him πŸ™‚ .

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              en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg
              last edited by

              [quote]So, was he punished eventually... [/quote]
              No, both were not punished. They just have to do their homework after dinner & I insist that they still help me. Finish homework late = sleep late. Must give credit to him for not lying and bravely admit their mistake.
              [quote]As she took a long time to brush her
              hair and get herself ready.. she forgot
              that she needed help with da ribbons
              on her white princess dress.. Me &
              hubs were in the shower then,
              almost done.. [/quote]Keke. I call white lacey, dress as wedding dress. So your dd is not wrong to say she will be late for her wedding :lol: Yr dd must be so excited to show her costume.

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                ZacK
                last edited by

                ChiefKiasu:
                ZacK:

                Dun be surprised that she may come home with an Oscar's in future...


                As long as Oscar can provide for her future, I'm sure mummy and daddy will be happy with him πŸ™‚ .

                Hahaha :lol:

                To that... I thot of something closer to home... Christopher Lee saying to Fann... ζˆ‘δΌšη…§ι‘Ύδ½ ηš„δΈ‹εŠθΊ« ... Pun intended :rotflmao:

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                  concern2
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                  He did?? :rotflmao:

                  My yakult lady reminded me to watch but I couldn't be bothered....

                  Recently my bro-in-law mentioned that he felt an earthquake at his flat on the 13th floor. My son leaned over to me and whispered, with a frown and watery eyes,\"Will our house still be there when we get home?\"

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                    ZacK
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                    Yes he did... it's all over the chinese papers... anyway think they are trying for a tiger baby so the special attention to the δΈ‹εŠθΊ« πŸ˜›

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                      Eagle-Ladybird
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                      I was \"poo-pooing\" my DD of 3 this morning (she sits on the toilet bowl, and I'll be on a stool in the toilet). She noticed my ring and said :


                      DD : Boys don't wear rings ?
                      Me : No, only married man
                      DD : Who are you married to ?
                      Me : Mama, of course
                      DD : (She frowned) But someone else wants to marry you
                      Me : Oh yeah, who ?
                      DD : Me, with a smile

                      yes . . . i waliked into office with a permanent smile on my face :lol:

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                        jedamum
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                        Eagle-Ladybird:

                        DD : (She frowned) But someone else wants to marry you
                        Me : Oh yeah, who ?
                        DD : Me, with a smile

                        yes . . . i waliked into office with a permanent smile on my face :lol:
                        :lol: you now have a glimpse of how your future Son In Law will look like or what qualities they will have πŸ˜‰

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