Kids say the darnest things...

[mrswongtuition]

buds:

DD2 came into our room one

night as hubs and i were chit
chatting together..

She casually leaned over us
and said this...

\"Heyya buds and buds hubs,
watcha doin'...\"

How did you react?

Cos my boy came into my room one day and said, \"Hey Guys!\" to me & hb!
Both of us were stunned.

2nd time he did that, hb grabbed him playfully & said, \"mummy is not a guy!\" & my boy replied, \"Hey mummy....& guy!\"

He picked it up from watching TV (Imagination Movers on Playhouse Disney).

He also picked up another line from TV, \"What's the big idea?\"
I really don't know how to react!

[buds]

Wah, dun think there was any

time to react frankly... :rotflmao:

I do remember hubs and me just
blankly staring at each other, cos
we honestly didn't expect that frm
a 5-yr old...

Then i think we both shook our
heads simultaneously in shock. :shock:

Kids are watching us, even though
we usually think they aren't reali
observing.. so that's how we
realized how much the both
of us were so into KSP-ing...
so must cut down... cut down...
Hehee.. :lol:

[TTLauPeh]

When he was in P1 or P2, mine said that if you hit your head real hard, you become a vegetarian and will have to depend on people the rest of your life

[buds]

Vegetarian!!! :laugh:


:rotflmao:
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[Poohbear]

i was talking to my gals abt the different races one day


Me: Our neighbour next door is Chinese. Our neighbour who stays directly below us is Indian

DD2 : :idea: You mean the brown face one huh??

Me : Not brown face, they are darker in skin colour and their race is Indian.

DD2 : Ok

Me : The auntie that we always see at the playground, she is a Malay

DD2 : That one also brown face what

Me : :faint:

[concern2]

TTLauPeh:

you become a vegetarian and will have to depend on people the rest of your life

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[concern2]

My DH was joking about his 'spare tyre'. Weeks later, we were at a clinic and my DS who was sitting beside me suddenly uttered,


\"Mommy, spare tyre!\" I looked up from my magazine and noticed the man sitting next to him had a bulging beer belly. :oops: :oops:

He must have heard as he quietly turned to face the other way. I pretended not to notice and continued reading. But fortunately by turning away, I could ask my child to sit on my other side to quietly give him a lesson on manners. He still insisted,\"Yeah, he has a spare...\" and even tried to peek with a cheeky grin on his face :faint:
Eventually, I get a feel of when my DS is going to say something funny when he sees someone different and I'd give him a warning eye. He knows how to hold his tongue now when I give him that look.

Has any of you faced such embarrassing situations before esp. in the lift ?

[Andaiz]

Oh yes concern2, don't I know that one... :roll:


We were teaching the gals hygiene whilst washing up and have iterated to them that you need to lather and rinse hair carefully, else, there'd be lice and we'd have to shave off their hair. Being gals, their follicles do mean a lot to them...

One day in a lift....DD1 who was 3 half yo at that time looked at the newest entrant to the lift then said quite articulately in LOUD STAGE WHISPER...\" Mummy, you mean uncle didn't wash his hair properly izzit?\" :faint:

... too bad the lift door closed so we couldn't leave immediately....boy was it the longest 10-floor ride up!

Of course, he had the last word...\"No young lady, uncle growing tall so now taller than hair, that's why uncles' head now sticks out loh!\"

Not to be outwitted, she replied...\"then why you don't ask your mummy to get you new one since you outgrow this one?\"

[concern2]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Andaiz, your gal is so cute!

That uncle must have laughed too

[buds]

DD2 thinks it is funny when she mocks how we speak sometimes.

We know she doesn't mean to be rude but more on the jest it
brings to others who see her impersonation.

However, it is beginning to be like a habit so i decided to kick it.

Me : It's not nice to mock others.

DD2 : Why? It makes gramma and grampa laugh.

Me : Cos it has come to a point that it can seem rather rude.

DD2 : Why so? I'm just repeating the same thing, but i make it funnier.

Me : Like when daddy's gotta a work call and you're mocking him, then
jie-jie laughs... when it continues, both of you laugh even louder, and
eventually making it noisy for daddy to resume his conversation and
for a work call at that too! So it then becomes rude due to the noisy
interruption it has caused. What happens if he was talking to his
boss, right...

DD2 : Then parrots are sooo lucky... (And she starts to walk away..)

Me : :whut: