Kids say the darnest things...
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concern2:
Yes he did but both DH and myself turned beetroot :oops::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Andaiz, your gal is so cute!
That uncle must have laughed too -
buds:
:rotflmao: So quick wittedDD2 : Then parrots are sooo lucky...
(And she starts to walk away..)
Me : :whut: -
Poohbear:
Yah!We were at the mall over the weekend. DD2 saw a cap and tried in on.
DH : Wow, you look so pretty.
DD2 : :lol:
DH start to walk away to look at other stuff
DD2 : So pretty, why you not taking photo ??
:roll:
Why didn't take photo haa...?
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Andaiz:
Gosh! That was sure a mighty long lift ride up, aye Andaiz...Of course, he had the last word...\"No young lady, uncle growing tall so now taller than hair, that's why uncles' head now sticks out loh!\"
Not to be outwitted, she replied...\"then why you don't ask your mummy to get you new one since you outgrow this one?\"
You have one just like mine and vice versa... I wonder what they'll
pit against each other if we gave them a chance to meet up and
battle tongues... i mean wits. Mebbe watching debate... LIVE!
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buds:
Good to know that there're some NORMAL kids around...
You have one just like mine and vice versa... I wonder what they'll
pit against each other if we gave them a chance to meet up and
battle tongues... i mean wits. Mebbe watching debate... LIVE! Yes, it'd be FIREWORKS even bigger than the NDP ones!!!! :love: :love:
The teacher's now \"complaining\" that she's distracted (me thinks its more distracting...caught her a few times imitating them all too well!) Grandma is saying that its chip of the old block. :idea: remember I kenna detention for imitating a teacher who walked into class unannounced loh
:oops: :roll:
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HAH? :?
Same with me!
Boy... did i make a fool of myself. :lol:
It was the talk of the month when
i kena detention for that too! :celebrate:
Sooo... chip of the ol' block?
Maaaayyybe....
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I just recalled another \"good\" one from dd :
We were watching the musical Notre Dame de Paris at the Indoor Stadium a few years back. The minute the lights came on during the intermission, dd's voice could clearly be heard :
Dd : Why didn't Quasimoto's (the hunchback) mother give him milk, mummy?\"
Me : Huh, I don't get you! :?
Dd : Why didn't his mother give him milk when he was a baby?
Me : Well, he was abandoned .........
Dd : They should have given him milk. Then, he won't be hunchback.
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Brought my sons out for dinner last week for some quality time together. Besides, DS3 had just finished his PSLE papers and deserved it. DS3 was over the moon and extremely cheerful and chatty during dinner.
me: someone is really very happy hor. PSLE is over and now enjoying good dinner.
DS3: Do you mean me?
me: Yes, you look like a very happy dog with two tails.
DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch?
me: :!: -
tutormum:
Maybe it's time to tell him he was adopted :lol:...
DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch?
me: :!: -
ChiefKiasu:
:rotflmao:
Maybe it's time to tell him he was adopted :lol:tutormum:
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DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch?
me: :!:
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao:
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