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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • A Offline
      Andaiz
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      buds:

      You have one just like mine and vice versa... I wonder what they'll
      pit against each other if we gave them a chance to meet up and
      battle tongues... i mean wits. 😐 Mebbe watching debate... LIVE!
      Good to know that there're some NORMAL kids around... šŸ˜‰ Yes, it'd be FIREWORKS even bigger than the NDP ones!!!! :love: :love:

      The teacher's now \"complaining\" that she's distracted (me thinks its more distracting...caught her a few times imitating them all too well!) Grandma is saying that its chip of the old block. :idea: remember I kenna detention for imitating a teacher who walked into class unannounced loh 😢 :oops: :roll:

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        buds
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        HAH? :?


        Same with me!

        Boy... did i make a fool of myself. :lol:
        It was the talk of the month when
        i kena detention for that too! :celebrate:

        Sooo... chip of the ol' block? 😐

        Maaaayyybe.... šŸ˜Ž

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          watmekiasu
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          I just recalled another \"good\" one from dd :


          We were watching the musical Notre Dame de Paris at the Indoor Stadium a few years back. The minute the lights came on during the intermission, dd's voice could clearly be heard :

          Dd : Why didn't Quasimoto's (the hunchback) mother give him milk, mummy?\"
          Me : Huh, I don't get you! :?
          Dd : Why didn't his mother give him milk when he was a baby?
          Me : Well, he was abandoned .........
          Dd : They should have given him milk. Then, he won't be hunchback.

          :lol:

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            tutormum
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            Brought my sons out for dinner last week for some quality time together. Besides, DS3 had just finished his PSLE papers and deserved it. DS3 was over the moon and extremely cheerful and chatty during dinner.

            me: someone is really very happy hor. PSLE is over and now enjoying good dinner. šŸ˜„
            DS3: Do you mean me?
            me: Yes, you look like a very happy dog with two tails.
            DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch? šŸ‘…
            me: :!:

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            • ChiefKiasuC Offline
              ChiefKiasu
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              tutormum:
              ...

              DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch? šŸ‘…
              me: :!:
              Maybe it's time to tell him he was adopted :lol:

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                buds
                last edited by

                ChiefKiasu:
                tutormum:

                ...

                DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch? šŸ‘…
                me: :!:

                Maybe it's time to tell him he was adopted :lol:

                :rotflmao:

                :rotflmao:

                :rotflmao:

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                  tutormum
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                  ChiefKiasu:
                  tutormum:

                  ...

                  DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch? šŸ‘…
                  me: :!:

                  Maybe it's time to tell him he was adopted :lol:

                  This reminds me of a time when I gave him a taste of his own medicine. šŸ˜‰
                  DS3 with a you know you can't fool me grin: Mummy, I know where babies come from. you did pick eldest gor gor from the dustbin, right? :torchme:
                  me: Ya, I sure did. 😐
                  DS3: And you pick 2nd gor gor there also, right? :lol:
                  me, playing along: Yeap
                  DS3: So that also includes me, right? šŸ˜›
                  me: Where got so many babies in the dustbin! :evil: I picked you from the drain. :heresmyfish:
                  DS1 and DS2, :laugh: That's why you are more smelly than me.
                  DS3: :wrongmove:

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                    Andaiz
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                    tutormum:


                    DS3: And you pick 2nd gor gor there also, right? :lol:
                    me, playing along: Yeap
                    DS3: So that also includes me, right? šŸ˜›
                    me: Where got so many babies in the dustbin! :evil: I picked you from the drain. :heresmyfish:
                    DS1 and DS2, :laugh: That's why you are more smelly than me.
                    DS3: :wrongmove:
                    :shock: :shock: tutormum, looks like you've got a pretty neat, fast talking motor-mouth bunch there. Sure keeps you entertained eh?
                    Wonder when they'd gang up against mummy dearest. Then, we can find solace and :?: here on KSP.com

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                      tankee
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                      tutormum:
                      Brought my sons out for dinner last week for some quality time together. Besides, DS3 had just finished his PSLE papers and deserved it. DS3 was over the moon and extremely cheerful and chatty during dinner.

                      me: someone is really very happy hor. PSLE is over and now enjoying good dinner. šŸ˜„
                      DS3: Do you mean me?
                      me: Yes, you look like a very happy dog with two tails.
                      DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch? šŸ‘…
                      me: :!:

                      :rotflmao: good one ! :celebrate:

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                        tutormum
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                        Andaiz:
                        tutormum:



                        DS3: And you pick 2nd gor gor there also, right? :lol:
                        me, playing along: Yeap
                        DS3: So that also includes me, right? šŸ˜›
                        me: Where got so many babies in the dustbin! :evil: I picked you from the drain. :heresmyfish:
                        DS1 and DS2, :laugh: That's why you are more smelly than me.
                        DS3: :wrongmove:

                        :shock: :shock: tutormum, looks like you've got a pretty neat, fast talking motor-mouth bunch there. Sure keeps you entertained eh?
                        Wonder when they'd gang up against mummy dearest. Then, we can find solace and :?: here on KSP.com

                        Actually the motor mouth is DS3. DS2 is very quiet and finds DS3 too noisy. In fact, DS2 is so quiet that his teachers complain that he doesn't even say more than 2 words. šŸ˜Ž On the other hand, one of DS3 teachers recorded in his report book that he is verbal. DS3 knew it meant that he was very talkative. :lol: I think none of the teachers would believe it if they see the other brother. :faint:

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