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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
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      Poohbear:
      We were at the mall over the weekend. DD2 saw a cap and tried in on.


      DH : Wow, you look so pretty.
      DD2 : :lol:

      DH start to walk away to look at other stuff

      DD2 : So pretty, why you not taking photo ??

      :roll: šŸ˜‰
      Yah! 😐
      Why didn't take photo haa...?
      :rotflmao:

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        buds
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        Andaiz:
        Of course, he had the last word...\"No young lady, uncle growing tall so now taller than hair, that's why uncles' head now sticks out loh!\"


        Not to be outwitted, she replied...\"then why you don't ask your mummy to get you new one since you outgrow this one?\"
        Gosh! That was sure a mighty long lift ride up, aye Andaiz... šŸ˜‰
        You have one just like mine and vice versa... I wonder what they'll
        pit against each other if we gave them a chance to meet up and
        battle tongues... i mean wits. 😐 Mebbe watching debate... LIVE!

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          Andaiz
          last edited by

          buds:

          You have one just like mine and vice versa... I wonder what they'll
          pit against each other if we gave them a chance to meet up and
          battle tongues... i mean wits. 😐 Mebbe watching debate... LIVE!
          Good to know that there're some NORMAL kids around... šŸ˜‰ Yes, it'd be FIREWORKS even bigger than the NDP ones!!!! :love: :love:

          The teacher's now \"complaining\" that she's distracted (me thinks its more distracting...caught her a few times imitating them all too well!) Grandma is saying that its chip of the old block. :idea: remember I kenna detention for imitating a teacher who walked into class unannounced loh 😢 :oops: :roll:

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            buds
            last edited by

            HAH? :?


            Same with me!

            Boy... did i make a fool of myself. :lol:
            It was the talk of the month when
            i kena detention for that too! :celebrate:

            Sooo... chip of the ol' block? 😐

            Maaaayyybe.... šŸ˜Ž

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              watmekiasu
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              I just recalled another \"good\" one from dd :


              We were watching the musical Notre Dame de Paris at the Indoor Stadium a few years back. The minute the lights came on during the intermission, dd's voice could clearly be heard :

              Dd : Why didn't Quasimoto's (the hunchback) mother give him milk, mummy?\"
              Me : Huh, I don't get you! :?
              Dd : Why didn't his mother give him milk when he was a baby?
              Me : Well, he was abandoned .........
              Dd : They should have given him milk. Then, he won't be hunchback.

              :lol:

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                tutormum
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                Brought my sons out for dinner last week for some quality time together. Besides, DS3 had just finished his PSLE papers and deserved it. DS3 was over the moon and extremely cheerful and chatty during dinner.

                me: someone is really very happy hor. PSLE is over and now enjoying good dinner. šŸ˜„
                DS3: Do you mean me?
                me: Yes, you look like a very happy dog with two tails.
                DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch? šŸ‘…
                me: :!:

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                  ChiefKiasu
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                  tutormum:
                  ...

                  DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch? šŸ‘…
                  me: :!:
                  Maybe it's time to tell him he was adopted :lol:

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                    buds
                    last edited by

                    ChiefKiasu:
                    tutormum:

                    ...

                    DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch? šŸ‘…
                    me: :!:

                    Maybe it's time to tell him he was adopted :lol:

                    :rotflmao:

                    :rotflmao:

                    :rotflmao:

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                      tutormum
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                      ChiefKiasu:
                      tutormum:

                      ...

                      DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch? šŸ‘…
                      me: :!:

                      Maybe it's time to tell him he was adopted :lol:

                      This reminds me of a time when I gave him a taste of his own medicine. šŸ˜‰
                      DS3 with a you know you can't fool me grin: Mummy, I know where babies come from. you did pick eldest gor gor from the dustbin, right? :torchme:
                      me: Ya, I sure did. 😐
                      DS3: And you pick 2nd gor gor there also, right? :lol:
                      me, playing along: Yeap
                      DS3: So that also includes me, right? šŸ˜›
                      me: Where got so many babies in the dustbin! :evil: I picked you from the drain. :heresmyfish:
                      DS1 and DS2, :laugh: That's why you are more smelly than me.
                      DS3: :wrongmove:

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                        Andaiz
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                        tutormum:


                        DS3: And you pick 2nd gor gor there also, right? :lol:
                        me, playing along: Yeap
                        DS3: So that also includes me, right? šŸ˜›
                        me: Where got so many babies in the dustbin! :evil: I picked you from the drain. :heresmyfish:
                        DS1 and DS2, :laugh: That's why you are more smelly than me.
                        DS3: :wrongmove:
                        :shock: :shock: tutormum, looks like you've got a pretty neat, fast talking motor-mouth bunch there. Sure keeps you entertained eh?
                        Wonder when they'd gang up against mummy dearest. Then, we can find solace and :?: here on KSP.com

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