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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      Puzz.06109.06109.06109zzle
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      One day DD came back from school.....


      DD : Mum , do you still have eggs?
      Me : For What ?? ( wonder why she needs the eggs ?) :scratchhead:
      DD : Then I can have another Mei-mei ... :shock:

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        jedamum
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        ChiefKiasu:
        My DD, having been appointed class monitor in her P1 class, was saddened to receive a \"I don't friend you\" note from a classmate whom she booked for talking in class.


        CKS: I won't worry about that. If your friend has been naughty she deserved to be booked. Don't friend never mind. You don't need such friends.
        DD: *sniff* *nods head*
        CKS: You must stick to your principles. Always listen to your principles when you do things.
        DD: *frowns, then nods heads vigorously*

        Mrs CKS, acting on a whim: Uh... you know what is principle anot?
        DD: Yuh. Mrs Tan lor.
        :rotflmao:

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          jedamum
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          Puzz...zzle:
          One day DD came back from school.....


          DD : Mum , do you still have eggs?
          Me : For What ?? ( wonder why she needs the eggs ?) :scratchhead:
          DD : Then I can have another Mei-mei ... :shock:
          šŸ˜† šŸ˜† :laugh:

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            smartmummy
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            tankee:
            DS: dad .... why don't you buy a BMW?

            Me: daddy has no money. BMW is very expensive you know?
            DS: .....
            DS: dad .... why don't you work harder to earn more money?
            Me: daddy already working very hard, working very long hours :sad:
            DS: .....
            DS: dad .... you need to work more efficiently and more effectively.
            How come he knows u don't work efficiently, did he see u addict with ksp šŸ˜†

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              concern2
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              smartmummy:
              tankee:

              DS: dad .... why don't you buy a BMW?

              Me: daddy has no money. BMW is very expensive you know?
              DS: .....
              DS: dad .... why don't you work harder to earn more money?
              Me: daddy already working very hard, working very long hours :sad:
              DS: .....
              DS: dad .... you need to work more efficiently and more effectively.

              How come he knows u don't work efficiently, did he see u addict with ksp šŸ˜†

              :stupid: :rotflmao: Jialat...

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                concern2
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                jedamum:
                Puzz...zzle:

                One day DD came back from school.....


                DD : Mum , do you still have eggs?
                Me : For What ?? ( wonder why she needs the eggs ?) :scratchhead:
                DD : Then I can have another Mei-mei ... :shock:

                šŸ˜† šŸ˜† :laugh:

                Smart girl.. :laugh:

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                  concern2
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                  jedamum:
                  ChiefKiasu:

                  My DD, having been appointed class monitor in her P1 class, was saddened to receive a \"I don't friend you\" note from a classmate whom she booked for talking in class.


                  CKS: I won't worry about that. If your friend has been naughty she deserved to be booked. Don't friend never mind. You don't need such friends.
                  DD: *sniff* *nods head*
                  CKS: You must stick to your principles. Always listen to your principles when you do things.
                  DD: *frowns, then nods heads vigorously*

                  Mrs CKS, acting on a whim: Uh... you know what is principle anot?
                  DD: Yuh. Mrs Tan lor.

                  :rotflmao:

                  :rotflmao: There's only one principal they know..

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                    MrsSeah
                    last edited by

                    Puzz...zzle:
                    One day DD came back from school.....


                    DD : Mum , do you still have eggs?
                    Me : For What ?? ( wonder why she needs the eggs ?) :scratchhead:
                    DD : Then I can have another Mei-mei ... :shock:
                    Funny!!!!! Lucky she didn't ask for \"worm\". :imcool:

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                      MrsSeah
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                      tankee:
                      DS: dad .... why don't you buy a BMW?

                      Me: daddy has no money. BMW is very expensive you know?
                      DS: .....
                      DS: dad .... why don't you work harder to earn more money?
                      Me: daddy already working very hard, working very long hours :sad:
                      DS: .....
                      DS: dad .... you need to work more efficiently and more effectively.
                      :rotflmao: KUDO to your ds!!!!

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                        MrsSeah
                        last edited by

                        ChiefKiasu:
                        My DD, having been appointed class monitor in her P1 class, was saddened to receive a \"I don't friend you\" note from a classmate whom she booked for talking in class.


                        CKS: I won't worry about that. If your friend has been naughty she deserved to be booked. Don't friend never mind. You don't need such friends.
                        DD: *sniff* *nods head*
                        CKS: You must stick to your principles. Always listen to your principles when you do things.
                        DD: *frowns, then nods heads vigorously*

                        Mrs CKS, acting on a whim: Uh... you know what is principle anot?
                        DD: Yuh. Mrs Tan lor.
                        :rotflmao: Your dd so cute!!!

                        But not easy for a little girl to take all this. Friend to them is so important now.

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