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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • jedamumJ Offline
      jedamum
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      ChiefKiasu:
      My DD, having been appointed class monitor in her P1 class, was saddened to receive a \"I don't friend you\" note from a classmate whom she booked for talking in class.


      CKS: I won't worry about that. If your friend has been naughty she deserved to be booked. Don't friend never mind. You don't need such friends.
      DD: *sniff* *nods head*
      CKS: You must stick to your principles. Always listen to your principles when you do things.
      DD: *frowns, then nods heads vigorously*

      Mrs CKS, acting on a whim: Uh... you know what is principle anot?
      DD: Yuh. Mrs Tan lor.
      :rotflmao:

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      • jedamumJ Offline
        jedamum
        last edited by

        Puzz...zzle:
        One day DD came back from school.....


        DD : Mum , do you still have eggs?
        Me : For What ?? ( wonder why she needs the eggs ?) :scratchhead:
        DD : Then I can have another Mei-mei ... :shock:
        šŸ˜† šŸ˜† :laugh:

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          smartmummy
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          tankee:
          DS: dad .... why don't you buy a BMW?

          Me: daddy has no money. BMW is very expensive you know?
          DS: .....
          DS: dad .... why don't you work harder to earn more money?
          Me: daddy already working very hard, working very long hours :sad:
          DS: .....
          DS: dad .... you need to work more efficiently and more effectively.
          How come he knows u don't work efficiently, did he see u addict with ksp šŸ˜†

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            concern2
            last edited by

            smartmummy:
            tankee:

            DS: dad .... why don't you buy a BMW?

            Me: daddy has no money. BMW is very expensive you know?
            DS: .....
            DS: dad .... why don't you work harder to earn more money?
            Me: daddy already working very hard, working very long hours :sad:
            DS: .....
            DS: dad .... you need to work more efficiently and more effectively.

            How come he knows u don't work efficiently, did he see u addict with ksp šŸ˜†

            :stupid: :rotflmao: Jialat...

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              concern2
              last edited by

              jedamum:
              Puzz...zzle:

              One day DD came back from school.....


              DD : Mum , do you still have eggs?
              Me : For What ?? ( wonder why she needs the eggs ?) :scratchhead:
              DD : Then I can have another Mei-mei ... :shock:

              šŸ˜† šŸ˜† :laugh:

              Smart girl.. :laugh:

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                concern2
                last edited by

                jedamum:
                ChiefKiasu:

                My DD, having been appointed class monitor in her P1 class, was saddened to receive a \"I don't friend you\" note from a classmate whom she booked for talking in class.


                CKS: I won't worry about that. If your friend has been naughty she deserved to be booked. Don't friend never mind. You don't need such friends.
                DD: *sniff* *nods head*
                CKS: You must stick to your principles. Always listen to your principles when you do things.
                DD: *frowns, then nods heads vigorously*

                Mrs CKS, acting on a whim: Uh... you know what is principle anot?
                DD: Yuh. Mrs Tan lor.

                :rotflmao:

                :rotflmao: There's only one principal they know..

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                  MrsSeah
                  last edited by

                  Puzz...zzle:
                  One day DD came back from school.....


                  DD : Mum , do you still have eggs?
                  Me : For What ?? ( wonder why she needs the eggs ?) :scratchhead:
                  DD : Then I can have another Mei-mei ... :shock:
                  Funny!!!!! Lucky she didn't ask for \"worm\". :imcool:

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                  • M Offline
                    MrsSeah
                    last edited by

                    tankee:
                    DS: dad .... why don't you buy a BMW?

                    Me: daddy has no money. BMW is very expensive you know?
                    DS: .....
                    DS: dad .... why don't you work harder to earn more money?
                    Me: daddy already working very hard, working very long hours :sad:
                    DS: .....
                    DS: dad .... you need to work more efficiently and more effectively.
                    :rotflmao: KUDO to your ds!!!!

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                      MrsSeah
                      last edited by

                      ChiefKiasu:
                      My DD, having been appointed class monitor in her P1 class, was saddened to receive a \"I don't friend you\" note from a classmate whom she booked for talking in class.


                      CKS: I won't worry about that. If your friend has been naughty she deserved to be booked. Don't friend never mind. You don't need such friends.
                      DD: *sniff* *nods head*
                      CKS: You must stick to your principles. Always listen to your principles when you do things.
                      DD: *frowns, then nods heads vigorously*

                      Mrs CKS, acting on a whim: Uh... you know what is principle anot?
                      DD: Yuh. Mrs Tan lor.
                      :rotflmao: Your dd so cute!!!

                      But not easy for a little girl to take all this. Friend to them is so important now.

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                        tutormum
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                        I wanted to show some concern as DS3 CA1 is near.


                        Me: How's your school work coming along?
                        DS3: Good
                        Me: Do you have lots of hw?
                        DS3: sort of.
                        Me: so have you completed them (Never see DS3 doing any at all)
                        DS3: Some done and some not yet.
                        Me: :skeptical: Can you cope?
                        DS3: :lightrod: Yes
                        Me: Do you need tuition?
                        DS3: :lightrod: No..... :scratchhead: Errrr since all my friends have tuition and I don't need any... why don't you give me the money that you save (from spending on tuition)? :evil:
                        Me: :slapshead:

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