Kids say the darnest things...
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I was enjoying a night out with my 3 DSs and DS1's GF. At the mall, I saw some fixtures and fittings and told DS1 that both his GF and he should pay attention to get some ideas how to do up their flat.
Me: These are beautiful. Just observe and have an idea what you want for your new flat.
GF: I want a big oven cos I want to cook.
DS3: Wow, with a big oven, I can bake cookies also.
GF: Yeah, we can bake cookies together. Shall we? :love:
DS1 :pokeeye: GF: Oi, who is going to be your husband? -
tutormum:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:I was enjoying a night out with my 3 DSs and DS1's GF. At the mall, I saw some fixtures and fittings and told DS1 that both his GF and he should pay attention to get some ideas how to do up their flat.
Me: These are beautiful. Just observe and have an idea what you want for your new flat.
GF: I want a big oven cos I want to cook.
DS3: Wow, with a big oven, I can bake cookies also.
GF: Yeah, we can bake cookies together. Shall we? :love:
DS1 :pokeeye: GF: Oi, who is going to be your husband?
Tutormum, you are blessed that ur ds1 is having a gf who gels so well with the family :love: -
overheard a primary school boy telling a joke to his mum:
A lawyer and doctor fell in love with the same girl. One day, the lawyer had to go on a overseas trip for 3 days so he gave 3 apples to the girl and asked her to eat 1 a day. "why?" asked the girl. The lawyer answered
"an apple a day keeps the doctor away" -
One day before nap time my DS and I were playing goodie and baddie.
Me obviously the baddie.
Me: I am gonna use a big long tail to whack youuuuu!
DS: ahhh!!! Ahhh (giggles)… where is your tail?
Me: Here, can’t you seeeee (using funny voice)
And I pretended to ‘whip’ out a longg tail.
DS: What are you?
Me: I am er, ,er (lost for words), dunno, just something with a lonng longg tail!
DS: (Still giggling as I pretended to whack him)…are you a bear?
Me: No lah, bears have no tails what…(not thinking obviously)
DS: Have!!! Theirs is a short short one!
Me: (suddenly awake haha) oh oh…ya…ah…
DS: Mama, you not very very clever leh…
Me: … -
Me (tiredly) : "Why do you eat so little and so slowly, Baby? Are you on a diet?"
DD (in disbelief) : "No Mama, I’m on a chair!" -
duriz:
Haha! Cute!Me (tiredly) : \"Why do you eat so little and so slowly, Baby? Are you on a diet?\"
DD (in disbelief) : \"No Mama, I'm on a chair!\" -
duriz:
So smart :love:Me (tiredly) : \"Why do you eat so little and so slowly, Baby? Are you on a diet?\"
DD (in disbelief) : \"No Mama, I'm on a chair!\"
Enjoy this till she turns a teenager
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DD watched as I withdrew some cash from the ATM. As the money was dispensed, she blurted, \"Why did you take so little? You should take more then you'll be richer!\" :roll:
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concern2:
DD watched as I withdrew some cash from the ATM. As the money was dispensed, she blurted, \"Why did you take so little? You should take more then you'll be richer!\" :roll:
:rotflmao: -
Just another night of quarrelling and snatching over toys…
DS1,"YOU ALWAYS DONT SHARE!!!.. YOU ARE SO SELFISH!!!.."
Upon hearing that, DS2 was extremely mad and shouted…
"I AM NOT A FISH!!!.."
Time to brush up his vocab.
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