Kids say the darnest things...

[Sun_2010]

duriz:

Me (tiredly) : \"Why do you eat so little and so slowly, Baby? Are you on a diet?\"

DD (in disbelief) : \"No Mama, I'm on a chair!\"

So smart :love:
Enjoy this till she turns a teenager

[concern2]

DD watched as I withdrew some cash from the ATM. As the money was dispensed, she blurted, \"Why did you take so little? You should take more then you'll be richer!\" :roll:

[smartmummy]

concern2:

DD watched as I withdrew some cash from the ATM. As the money was dispensed, she blurted, \"Why did you take so little? You should take more then you'll be richer!\" :roll:

:rotflmao:

[iLoveChubby]

Just another night of quarrelling and snatching over toys…


DS1,"YOU ALWAYS DONT SHARE!!!.. YOU ARE SO SELFISH!!!.."

Upon hearing that, DS2 was extremely mad and shouted…
"I AM NOT A FISH!!!.."

Time to brush up his vocab.

[Xmasbaby]

I was watching TV one night when i heard this conversation…


DS: Honey honey, can u make neh neh (milk) for me?
DW: Can you wait, I’m busy now.
DS: U dun make neh neh for me, how am i supposed to grow up???
DW: Dumbfounded!

[concern2]

DD, looking over my shoulder at the smilies that fellow KSP members have on their replies, asked:\"Mummy, if people keep using the smilies, won't they go out-of-stock?\" :skeptical:


(She hasn't seen the way I use smilies..heee )

[Imami]

duriz:

Me (tiredly) : \"Why do you eat so little and so slowly, Baby? Are you on a diet?\"

DD (in disbelief) : \"No Mama, I'm on a chair!\"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[tutormum]

Was doing the laundry and reminded DS3 to take his school uniform from his bag.

DS3 held out a button and his shirt hoping that I would take them from him.
DS3: mum, 1 of the buttons of my school shirt came out.
Me: sew it back on then. :evil:
DS3: I don't know how. :whut:
Me: didn't they teach you in HE class?
DS3: nope. Can't you do it?
Me: Well, learn. You know where's the needle and thread are.
DS3: you menopause arh? :razz:

[GreenQ]

DD forgot to put her dirty clothing immediately to washing machine again. I was mad! :mad:


I said,\"Pull your ears 20 times now!\"
DD,\"No.... mummy, please... I don't want to pull ears...\" (requested with red eyes)
Me, \"No! You want to pull 20 times or 200 times? Choose.\"
DD,\"20 times.\" She started to pull her ears silently.

............ 2 weeks later......

DD,\"Mum, if I do my Math worksheets (5 pages) all correctly, can you give me $1?\"
Me,\"Why should I give you money? This is your job. You should do it without any conditions!\" :roll:
DD,\"Yes! You must give me money. You want to give $1 or $10? Choose!\" (with smiling face)
Me,\"What?!\" :faint:

[concern2]

GreenQ:

DD forgot to put her dirty clothing immediately to washing machine again. I was mad! :mad:


I said,\"Pull your ears 20 times now!\"
DD,\"No.... mummy, please... I don't want to pull ears...\" (requested with red eyes)
Me, \"No! You want to pull 20 times or 200 times? Choose.\"
DD,\"20 times.\" She started to pull her ears silently.

............ 2 weeks later......

DD,\"Mum, if I do my Math worksheets (5 pages) all correctly, can you give me $1?\"
Me,\"Why should I give you money? This is your job. You should do it without any conditions!\" :roll:
DD,\"Yes! You must give me money. You want to give $1 or $10? Choose!\" (with smiling face)
Me,\"What?!\" :faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Kids learn fast!