Principal of top school under investigation for hiring prost

[Chenonceau]

janet_lee88:

buds:

Service sign.


If yours (brolly) is up, it can say...
\"Hey handsome, I'm open.\" :evil:

By the way, these sluts call ALL men
shuai-ge (handsome burg).. so naturally
men luurrrve that.

If you haven't ever called your man that
before, you may want to start learning the
fine arts of Teh-ing.

Then what...use your finger and trail lightly down his arm and send shivers or shock waves until he cannot resist ? Hahaha, I watched too much Mediacorp dramas. This art of teh-ing is not applicable to wives. I can't bring myself to do it.

Or you could try waiting till The Husband has bathed and is ready to retire to bed and then you give him a surprise by opening a brolly in his face? Judging from what has been reportedly observed at Geylang, that's how the professionals do it. I reckon The Husband would be most pleased at the rise in domestic seduction standards approaching professionalism?

And don't forget to yell \"Handsome Bugger\" too when opening the brolly.

[BeContented]

Chenonceau:

janet_lee88:

[quote=\"buds\"]Service sign.


If yours (brolly) is up, it can say...
\"Hey handsome, I'm open.\" :evil:

By the way, these sluts call ALL men
shuai-ge (handsome burg).. so naturally
men luurrrve that.

If you haven't ever called your man that
before, you may want to start learning the
fine arts of Teh-ing.

Then what...use your finger and trail lightly down his arm and send shivers or shock waves until he cannot resist ? Hahaha, I watched too much Mediacorp dramas. This art of teh-ing is not applicable to wives. I can't bring myself to do it.

Or you could try waiting till The Husband has bathed and is ready to retire to bed and then you give him a surprise by opening a brolly in his face? Judging from what has been reportedly observed at Geylang, that's how the professionals do it. I reckon The Husband would be most pleased at the rise in domestic seduction standards approaching professionalism?

And don't forget to yell \"Handsome Bugger\" too when opening the brolly.[/quote]I need some help in ENGLISH lesson :oops:
Have been reading but up till now, still guessing, no fun...no wonder my kids also poor in comprehension. I'll be stupid once
?? Hen in heat??
?? Brolly ??

[Sun_2010]

Chenonceau:

Or you could try waiting till The Husband has bathed and is ready to retire to bed and then you give him a surprise by opening a brolly in his face? Judging from what has been reportedly observed at Geylang, that's how the professionals do it. I reckon The Husband would be most pleased at the rise in domestic seduction standards approaching professionalism?


And don't forget to yell \"Handsome Bugger\" too when opening the brolly.

Yay! You are right to learn from the pros..
Wait I go get the world's slimest brolly (saw it at Junction 8 ) last week :evil:

But somehow have the feeling DH would be ROLFing literally. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Some ----play , this?

[phtthp]

some men are turned on by their wives practising pole dancing at home.

maybe intro something new now … brolly dance

[limlim]

brolly = umbrella

[buds]

Watch Rihanna and learn the Umbrella Erotic Dance.

Remember to wear the skirt sort sort wan ok?
With peeking lacies.

[buds]

LOLMum:

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pssst.....ladies you know what to cut right?

ALL HAIL LOLMum for bringing down the Divine Golden Scissors for us all!

:udawoman:

[zeemimi]

Is this the notti-corner? :evil: :siam:

[phtthp]

time to learn some tricks of umbrella dance. Practise in your bedroom.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQucRHOLDSY

[Chenonceau]

phtthp:

time to learn some tricks of umbrella dance. Practise in your bedroom.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQucRHOLDSY

I noticed a glaring flaw in their technique. They forgot to yell \"Handsome Bugger\".