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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      mel2sg
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      Just wonder how come when I was a kid, I not as outspoken as kid nowaday, like my DS. After whacking him for some mischief, and after He knew I have cooled down he can come and ask me:


      Papa, how come your hobby is caning little didi? --------- giving me that innocent face of his........ :stupid:

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        concern2
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        mel2sg:
        Just wonder how come when I was a kid, I not as outspoken as kid nowaday, like my DS. After whacking him for some mischief, and after He knew I have cooled down he can come and ask me:


        Papa, how come your hobby is caning little didi? --------- giving me that innocent face of his........ :stupid:
        :rotflmao: So what was your reply?

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          mel2sg
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          concern2:
          mel2sg:

          Just wonder how come when I was a kid, I not as outspoken as kid nowaday, like my DS. After whacking him for some mischief, and after He knew I have cooled down he can come and ask me:


          Papa, how come your hobby is caning little didi? --------- giving me that innocent face of his........ :stupid:

          :rotflmao: So what was your reply?

          To be honest, I dont know what to say, but I told him if he naughty again I will going to LOVE HIM LIKE MAD and I can see his face like :scared:

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            Lynn2010
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            concern2:
            mel2sg:

            Just wonder how come when I was a kid, I not as outspoken as kid nowaday, like my DS. After whacking him for some mischief, and after He knew I have cooled down he can come and ask me:


            Papa, how come your hobby is caning little didi? --------- giving me that innocent face of his........ :stupid:

            :rotflmao: So what was your reply?


            Shouldnt the reply \"I'm practising my sword skills\".

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              Lilac66
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              Lynn2010:
              concern2:

              [quote=\"mel2sg\"]Just wonder how come when I was a kid, I not as outspoken as kid nowaday, like my DS. After whacking him for some mischief, and after He knew I have cooled down he can come and ask me:


              Papa, how come your hobby is caning little didi? --------- giving me that innocent face of his........ :stupid:

              :rotflmao: So what was your reply?


              Shouldnt the reply \"I'm practising my sword skills\".[/quote]
              or \"choosing a hobby that can involve you also\" ๐Ÿ˜‰

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                Mawar
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                I was flipping the papers last weekend when DD asked whatโ€™s the Obituary page all about. I said itโ€™s like an announcement to tell others someone has passed away. DD exclaimed, "How can a dead person tell others he had died, and why must tell others he had died?".

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                  concern2
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                  Threatened the kids I'll go get a maid to take care of them. DS thought for a sec and replied, \"Can we have a butler instead?\" :stupid:

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                    fightingmom
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                    concern2:
                    Threatened the kids I'll go get a maid to take care of them. DS thought for a sec and replied, \"Can we have a butler instead?\" :stupid:

                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: did he add ,\" please get someone like the Batman's butler !\" ๐Ÿ˜†

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                      Lynn2010
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                      When DD2 was abt 3 yr old, she came to me:


                      DD2: Mummy, i need a pet dog
                      Mum: No, i dont think i can commit, itโ€™s as good as having another child

                      DD2: Mummy, i really need one
                      Mum: Why need?

                      DD2: The pet dog can be trained to pick up my toys when i messed it up.
                      Mum: ??

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                        concern2
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                        Lynn2010:
                        When DD2 was abt 3 yr old, she came to me:


                        DD2: Mummy, i need a pet dog
                        Mum: No, i dont think i can commit, it's as good as having another child

                        DD2: Mummy, i really need one
                        Mum: Why need?

                        DD2: The pet dog can be trained to pick up my toys when i messed it up.
                        Mum: ??
                        So smart, already knows how to delegate. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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