Kids say the darnest things...

[Lilac66]

Lynn2010:

concern2:

[quote=\"mel2sg\"]Just wonder how come when I was a kid, I not as outspoken as kid nowaday, like my DS. After whacking him for some mischief, and after He knew I have cooled down he can come and ask me:


Papa, how come your hobby is caning little didi? --------- giving me that innocent face of his........ :stupid:

:rotflmao: So what was your reply?

Shouldnt the reply \"I'm practising my sword skills\".[/quote]
or \"choosing a hobby that can involve you also\"

[Mawar]

I was flipping the papers last weekend when DD asked what’s the Obituary page all about. I said it’s like an announcement to tell others someone has passed away. DD exclaimed, "How can a dead person tell others he had died, and why must tell others he had died?".

[concern2]

Threatened the kids I'll go get a maid to take care of them. DS thought for a sec and replied, \"Can we have a butler instead?\" :stupid:

[fightingmom]

concern2:

Threatened the kids I'll go get a maid to take care of them. DS thought for a sec and replied, \"Can we have a butler instead?\" :stupid:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: did he add ,\" please get someone like the Batman's butler !\"

[Lynn2010]

When DD2 was abt 3 yr old, she came to me:


DD2: Mummy, i need a pet dog
Mum: No, i dont think i can commit, it’s as good as having another child

DD2: Mummy, i really need one
Mum: Why need?

DD2: The pet dog can be trained to pick up my toys when i messed it up.
Mum: ??

[concern2]

Lynn2010:

When DD2 was abt 3 yr old, she came to me:


DD2: Mummy, i need a pet dog
Mum: No, i dont think i can commit, it's as good as having another child

DD2: Mummy, i really need one
Mum: Why need?

DD2: The pet dog can be trained to pick up my toys when i messed it up.
Mum: ??

So smart, already knows how to delegate.

[Lilac66]

DS, DH and I were together in the car. DH kept braking a tad too often during a jam


Me: Can u not jerk so often?
DH: I did not jerk…
Me : You did.
DH : It wasn’t a jerk.
Me (muttering under my breath) : Of course it was a jerk.

DS (deadpan) : Mum, did you just say HE’s a jerk?

[Imami]

Lilac66:

DS, DH and I were together in the car. DH kept braking a tad too often during a jam


Me: Can u not jerk so often?
DH: I did not jerk..
Me : You did.
DH : It wasn't a jerk.
Me (muttering under my breath) : Of course it was a jerk.

DS (deadpan) : Mum, did you just say HE's a jerk?

:rotflmao:

[Imami]

Lynn2010:

Mummy: Dear (DD2), do you look forward to our holidays next month

DD2: Mummy, i cant look forward
Mummy: Why?
DD2: I'll fall (standing on the stairs)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: funny!

[Imami]

Lynn2010:

Mum: What are you doing?

DD1: Making a card for mei mei (younger sister)
Mum: Can i take a look?

The card: \"Happy birthday mei mei, once again i run out of ideas, below are some vouchers you can use throughout the year\"

Self made vouchers of:
Voucher 1: \"Get something for me\"
Voucher 2: \"Do this for me\"
Voucher 3: \"I win this fight\"
Voucher 4: \"Lend me something\"

So nice...