Kids say the darnest things...
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mel2sg:
:rotflmao: So what was your reply?Just wonder how come when I was a kid, I not as outspoken as kid nowaday, like my DS. After whacking him for some mischief, and after He knew I have cooled down he can come and ask me:
Papa, how come your hobby is caning little didi? --------- giving me that innocent face of his........ :stupid: -
concern2:
To be honest, I dont know what to say, but I told him if he naughty again I will going to LOVE HIM LIKE MAD and I can see his face like :scared:
:rotflmao: So what was your reply?mel2sg:
Just wonder how come when I was a kid, I not as outspoken as kid nowaday, like my DS. After whacking him for some mischief, and after He knew I have cooled down he can come and ask me:
Papa, how come your hobby is caning little didi? --------- giving me that innocent face of his........ :stupid: -
concern2:
:rotflmao: So what was your reply?mel2sg:
Just wonder how come when I was a kid, I not as outspoken as kid nowaday, like my DS. After whacking him for some mischief, and after He knew I have cooled down he can come and ask me:
Papa, how come your hobby is caning little didi? --------- giving me that innocent face of his........ :stupid:
Shouldnt the reply \"I'm practising my sword skills\". -
Lynn2010:
:rotflmao: So what was your reply?concern2:
[quote=\"mel2sg\"]Just wonder how come when I was a kid, I not as outspoken as kid nowaday, like my DS. After whacking him for some mischief, and after He knew I have cooled down he can come and ask me:
Papa, how come your hobby is caning little didi? --------- giving me that innocent face of his........ :stupid:
Shouldnt the reply \"I'm practising my sword skills\".[/quote]
or \"choosing a hobby that can involve you also\"
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I was flipping the papers last weekend when DD asked what’s the Obituary page all about. I said it’s like an announcement to tell others someone has passed away. DD exclaimed, "How can a dead person tell others he had died, and why must tell others he had died?".
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Threatened the kids I'll go get a maid to take care of them. DS thought for a sec and replied, \"Can we have a butler instead?\" :stupid:
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concern2:
Threatened the kids I'll go get a maid to take care of them. DS thought for a sec and replied, \"Can we have a butler instead?\" :stupid:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: did he add ,\" please get someone like the Batman's butler !\"
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When DD2 was abt 3 yr old, she came to me:
DD2: Mummy, i need a pet dog
Mum: No, i dont think i can commit, it’s as good as having another child
DD2: Mummy, i really need one
Mum: Why need?
DD2: The pet dog can be trained to pick up my toys when i messed it up.
Mum: ?? -
Lynn2010:
So smart, already knows how to delegate.When DD2 was abt 3 yr old, she came to me:
DD2: Mummy, i need a pet dog
Mum: No, i dont think i can commit, it's as good as having another child
DD2: Mummy, i really need one
Mum: Why need?
DD2: The pet dog can be trained to pick up my toys when i messed it up.
Mum: ??
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DS, DH and I were together in the car. DH kept braking a tad too often during a jam
Me: Can u not jerk so often?
DH: I did not jerk…
Me : You did.
DH : It wasn’t a jerk.
Me (muttering under my breath) : Of course it was a jerk.
DS (deadpan) : Mum, did you just say HE’s a jerk?
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