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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • jedamumJ
      jedamum
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      EN:

      Can help to change their diet.
      me: 😐 :siao:
      :!: :rotflmao:
      schellen:
      (Btw, I have the impression that guys who don't know how to swim will be made to learn, and better to learn now than in NS. Sit in the office to do office work is only for those guys who have some ailment that will make strenuous activity risky for their health, AFAIK.)
      i think 'unfit' (underweight???) guys will be assigned office work ba. my bro is free from any ailment and was a clerk during his NS days. 😐

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        schellen
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        jedamum:
        i think 'unfit' (underweight???) guys will be assigned office work ba. my bro is free from any ailment and was a clerk during his NS days. 😐

        Hmm... so your DS1 is using your bro as a \"role model\" and striving to be \"small and skinny\" (my DD1's exact words πŸ˜‰ ) his whole life? :lol:

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          jedamum
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          schellen:
          jedamum:

          i think 'unfit' (underweight???) guys will be assigned office work ba. my bro is free from any ailment and was a clerk during his NS days. 😐


          Hmm... so your DS1 is using your bro as a \"role model\" and striving to be \"small and skinny\" (my DD1's exact words πŸ˜‰ ) his whole life? :lol:

          i hope not!! :shock:
          funny i have 2 boys who does not resemble each other both in behaviour and looks. ds2 is commando type...

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            GreenQ
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            DD: Mummy, why u didn’t change to touch screen hp?

            Me: Don’t want la. You all always take photo with my hp. It will spoil soon.
            DD: I like it! It won’t spoil. Mummy, pls…
            Me: No.
            DD: Why don’t u listen to me? Go stand at the corner there! (frown with smiley face…)
            Me: :!:

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              Muffins
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              GreenQ:
              DD: Mummy, why u didn't change to touch screen hp?

              Me: Don't want la. You all always take photo with my hp. It will spoil soon.
              DD: I like it! It won't spoil. Mummy, pls...
              Me: No.
              DD: Why don't u listen to me? Go stand at the corner there! (frown with smiley face...)
              Me: :!:
              WOW! He must be very determined to get what he wants! :D. Listening to all these stories, I don't think I want to get married when I am older! :!:

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                GreenQ
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                Muffins:

                WOW! He must be very determined to get what he wants! :D. Listening to all these stories, I don't think I want to get married when I am older! :!:
                Oh!... thought u are a daddy, Muffins? :? U meant u are a student now? Just got the PSLE result student? 😐

                And don't worry, kids are naughty and always drive parents crazy but somehow parents still feel that they are cutest in the world! :lol:

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                  Muffins
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                  GreenQ:
                  Muffins:


                  WOW! He must be very determined to get what he wants! :D. Listening to all these stories, I don't think I want to get married when I am older! :!:

                  Oh!... thought u are a daddy, Muffins? :? U meant u are a student now? Just got the PSLE result student? 😐

                  And don't worry, kids are naughty and always drive parents crazy but somehow parents still feel that they are cutest in the world! :lol:

                  Yeah, just got my PSLE results. Got into ACSI (IP). πŸ™‚

                  And I know what you mean about us kids being naughty and driving our parents over the wall. I do it all the time... :oops:

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                    autumnbronze
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                    Muffins:


                    Yeah, just got my PSLE results. Got into ACSI (IP). πŸ™‚

                    And I know what you mean about us kids being naughty and driving our parents over the wall. I do it all the time... :oops:

                    Hi Muffins,

                    :congrats: on your results!!

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                      GreenQ
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                      Muffins:
                      Yeah, just got my PSLE results. Got into ACSI (IP). :)...

                      Wow... Congrats, Muffins! Happy for you. Good job! Keep it up in your future under taking! πŸ™‚

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                        tutormum
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                        DH pulled out his credit card to pay for the bill at the restaurant but the waiter asked him if he had any other card which entitled him to a discount.

                        Waiter: Do you have any members' card?
                        DH: I beg your pardon. What type of card is that?
                        DS1: I've got EZ Link card.
                        DS3: Mine is in my handphone. I've got a SIM card.
                        Waiter: :? :?
                        DH: :?:

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