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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • M Offline
      Muffins
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      GreenQ:
      DD: Mummy, why u didn't change to touch screen hp?

      Me: Don't want la. You all always take photo with my hp. It will spoil soon.
      DD: I like it! It won't spoil. Mummy, pls...
      Me: No.
      DD: Why don't u listen to me? Go stand at the corner there! (frown with smiley face...)
      Me: :!:
      WOW! He must be very determined to get what he wants! :D. Listening to all these stories, I don't think I want to get married when I am older! :!:

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        GreenQ
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        Muffins:

        WOW! He must be very determined to get what he wants! :D. Listening to all these stories, I don't think I want to get married when I am older! :!:
        Oh!... thought u are a daddy, Muffins? :? U meant u are a student now? Just got the PSLE result student? 😐

        And don't worry, kids are naughty and always drive parents crazy but somehow parents still feel that they are cutest in the world! :lol:

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          Muffins
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          GreenQ:
          Muffins:


          WOW! He must be very determined to get what he wants! :D. Listening to all these stories, I don't think I want to get married when I am older! :!:

          Oh!... thought u are a daddy, Muffins? :? U meant u are a student now? Just got the PSLE result student? 😐

          And don't worry, kids are naughty and always drive parents crazy but somehow parents still feel that they are cutest in the world! :lol:

          Yeah, just got my PSLE results. Got into ACSI (IP). šŸ™‚

          And I know what you mean about us kids being naughty and driving our parents over the wall. I do it all the time... :oops:

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            autumnbronze
            last edited by

            Muffins:


            Yeah, just got my PSLE results. Got into ACSI (IP). šŸ™‚

            And I know what you mean about us kids being naughty and driving our parents over the wall. I do it all the time... :oops:

            Hi Muffins,

            :congrats: on your results!!

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              GreenQ
              last edited by

              Muffins:
              Yeah, just got my PSLE results. Got into ACSI (IP). :)...

              Wow... Congrats, Muffins! Happy for you. Good job! Keep it up in your future under taking! šŸ™‚

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                tutormum
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                DH pulled out his credit card to pay for the bill at the restaurant but the waiter asked him if he had any other card which entitled him to a discount.

                Waiter: Do you have any members' card?
                DH: I beg your pardon. What type of card is that?
                DS1: I've got EZ Link card.
                DS3: Mine is in my handphone. I've got a SIM card.
                Waiter: :? :?
                DH: :?:

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                  Muffins
                  last edited by

                  GreenQ:
                  Wow... Congrats, Muffins! Happy for you. Good job! Keep it up in your future under taking!

                  Thanks guys, hope your kids got into the schools of their choice as well! šŸ˜„

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                    buds
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                    DD1 : Aww daddie!!! You pee in your pants is it?


                    Hubs : No i didn't! :x

                    DD1 : Then, why are you soaking your jeans in there?

                    Hubs : Cos dis jeans are new and its dark colour will stain if i wash
                    it with the rest. Since there aren't that many blacks to machine wash
                    at the moment, i just handwash them lar... haiyah... šŸ˜›

                    DD1 : Oh. Oops. Sorry. Didn't know that. Cause usually mummy
                    washes the soiled clothings separately too, when we have accidents
                    like urinating in our pants/undies.. Sorry k dad. :oops: šŸ™

                    Hubs : Go away. I dun believe it that you actually thought i would
                    pee in my pants! šŸ˜›

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                      GreenQ
                      last edited by

                      hahaha... buds, your gal is naughty and cute! šŸ™‚

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                        Andaiz
                        last edited by

                        Buds, she's too cute for words :love: and cheeky too šŸ˜‰

                        Well, you know the kids same yardstick for all \"why daddy can do what mummy told me I cannot do?!\" :lol:

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