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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      GreenQ
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      DD: Mummy, why u didn’t change to touch screen hp?

      Me: Don’t want la. You all always take photo with my hp. It will spoil soon.
      DD: I like it! It won’t spoil. Mummy, pls…
      Me: No.
      DD: Why don’t u listen to me? Go stand at the corner there! (frown with smiley face…)
      Me: :!:

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        Muffins
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        GreenQ:
        DD: Mummy, why u didn't change to touch screen hp?

        Me: Don't want la. You all always take photo with my hp. It will spoil soon.
        DD: I like it! It won't spoil. Mummy, pls...
        Me: No.
        DD: Why don't u listen to me? Go stand at the corner there! (frown with smiley face...)
        Me: :!:
        WOW! He must be very determined to get what he wants! :D. Listening to all these stories, I don't think I want to get married when I am older! :!:

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          GreenQ
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          Muffins:

          WOW! He must be very determined to get what he wants! :D. Listening to all these stories, I don't think I want to get married when I am older! :!:
          Oh!... thought u are a daddy, Muffins? :? U meant u are a student now? Just got the PSLE result student? 😐

          And don't worry, kids are naughty and always drive parents crazy but somehow parents still feel that they are cutest in the world! :lol:

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            Muffins
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            GreenQ:
            Muffins:


            WOW! He must be very determined to get what he wants! :D. Listening to all these stories, I don't think I want to get married when I am older! :!:

            Oh!... thought u are a daddy, Muffins? :? U meant u are a student now? Just got the PSLE result student? 😐

            And don't worry, kids are naughty and always drive parents crazy but somehow parents still feel that they are cutest in the world! :lol:

            Yeah, just got my PSLE results. Got into ACSI (IP). 🙂

            And I know what you mean about us kids being naughty and driving our parents over the wall. I do it all the time... :oops:

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              autumnbronze
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              Muffins:


              Yeah, just got my PSLE results. Got into ACSI (IP). 🙂

              And I know what you mean about us kids being naughty and driving our parents over the wall. I do it all the time... :oops:

              Hi Muffins,

              :congrats: on your results!!

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                GreenQ
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                Muffins:
                Yeah, just got my PSLE results. Got into ACSI (IP). :)...

                Wow... Congrats, Muffins! Happy for you. Good job! Keep it up in your future under taking! 🙂

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                  tutormum
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                  DH pulled out his credit card to pay for the bill at the restaurant but the waiter asked him if he had any other card which entitled him to a discount.

                  Waiter: Do you have any members' card?
                  DH: I beg your pardon. What type of card is that?
                  DS1: I've got EZ Link card.
                  DS3: Mine is in my handphone. I've got a SIM card.
                  Waiter: :? :?
                  DH: :?:

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                    Muffins
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                    GreenQ:
                    Wow... Congrats, Muffins! Happy for you. Good job! Keep it up in your future under taking!

                    Thanks guys, hope your kids got into the schools of their choice as well! 😄

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                      buds
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                      DD1 : Aww daddie!!! You pee in your pants is it?


                      Hubs : No i didn't! :x

                      DD1 : Then, why are you soaking your jeans in there?

                      Hubs : Cos dis jeans are new and its dark colour will stain if i wash
                      it with the rest. Since there aren't that many blacks to machine wash
                      at the moment, i just handwash them lar... haiyah... 😛

                      DD1 : Oh. Oops. Sorry. Didn't know that. Cause usually mummy
                      washes the soiled clothings separately too, when we have accidents
                      like urinating in our pants/undies.. Sorry k dad. :oops: 🙏

                      Hubs : Go away. I dun believe it that you actually thought i would
                      pee in my pants! 😛

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                        GreenQ
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                        hahaha... buds, your gal is naughty and cute! 🙂

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