Malaysia to get pandas

[ChiefKiasu]

verykiasu2010:

did they check whether the pandas are genuine and not fake / copy or pretenders, esp coming from that country ? did the eye patch / mascara run / fade ?

Also must check whether know kungfu anot. If not then must ask for refund.

[fightingmom]

ChiefKiasu:

verykiasu2010:

did they check whether the pandas are genuine and not fake / copy or pretenders, esp coming from that country ? did the eye patch / mascara run / fade ?

Also must check whether know kungfu anot. If not then must ask for refund.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[vlim]

verykiasu2010:

ChiefKiasu:

I'm curious. What if the panda die (choy! choy! choy!) when in their host countries? Will China don't want to friend us no more?

did they check whether the pandas are genuine and not fake / copy or pretenders, esp coming from that country ? did the eye patch / mascara run / fade ?

China's product is not made to be durable right .. :siam:

[verykiasu2010]

vlim:

verykiasu2010:

[quote=\"ChiefKiasu\"]I'm curious. What if the panda die (choy! choy! choy!) when in their host countries? Will China don't want to friend us no more?

did they check whether the pandas are genuine and not fake / copy or pretenders, esp coming from that country ? did the eye patch / mascara run / fade ?

China's product is not made to be durable right .. :siam:[/quote]can that eye patch last 10 years ?

[pinky]

Lilac66:

verykiasu2010:

[quote=\"3Boys\"]
Wah liau, most of our zoo animals foreign import mah. I mean, must bring in all the way from African rift valley and Madagascar meh? Why do we give the FAs (Foreign Animals) 5* treatment when our own PR wild boars get culled.

those two words from 3Boys are as rare as the two pandas

Exactly!! Was like :yikes: . Mah and meh some more. He's getting localised...[/quote]and integrated into our society, sorry.. KSP forum :evil:

[pinky]

verykiasu2010:

ChiefKiasu:

I'm curious. What if the panda die (choy! choy! choy!) when in their host countries? Will China don't want to friend us no more?

did they check whether the pandas are genuine and not fake / copy or pretenders, esp coming from that country ? did the eye patch / mascara run / fade ?

and can they understand English ?? :evil: or will they insist a Mandarin-only policy?

[pinky]

vlim:

verykiasu2010:

[quote=\"ChiefKiasu\"]I'm curious. What if the panda die (choy! choy! choy!) when in their host countries? Will China don't want to friend us no more?

did they check whether the pandas are genuine and not fake / copy or pretenders, esp coming from that country ? did the eye patch / mascara run / fade ?

China's product is not made to be durable right .. :siam:[/quote]so the sng kam.... paiseh, lemon law applies to these 2 or not?? :? :?

[Way2GO]

How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake


1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.

2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.

3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.

4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.

5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.

6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.

7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.

8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.

9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.

[verykiasu2010]

Way2GO:

How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake


1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.

2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.

3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.

4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.

5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.

6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.

7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.

8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.

9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.

that is the way to go, man, ooops, panda I mean

really hilarious ...... wish PM Lee reads this ... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[verykiasu2010]

simple test will do - if the pandas like szechuan hot pot, likely to be genuine