Malaysia to get pandas
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Way2GO:
that is the way to go, man, ooops, panda I meanHow to tell a genuine panda fr a fake
1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.
2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.
3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.
4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.
5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.
6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.
7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.
8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.
9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.
really hilarious ...... wish PM Lee reads this ... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: -
simple test will do - if the pandas like szechuan hot pot, likely to be genuine
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ChiefKiasu:
I'm curious. What if the panda die (choy! choy! choy!) when in their host countries? Will China don't want to friend us no more?
Die fr wat?
Hard work? Pandas only eat, shit, sleep n make out when in d mood whut.
Local disease? Though sinkie's foot in mouth disease is endemic, it is seldom fatal.
Won't die so easily lah!
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Way2GO:
I can't believe I am writing this to Way2Go but :goodpost: .How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake
1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.
2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.
3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.
4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.
5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.
6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.
7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.
8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.
9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.
I need to go and buy lottery. This is a strange week which started with 3boys actually agreeing with me on another thread. -
Way2GO:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :salute:How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake
1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.
2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.
3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.
4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.
5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.
6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.
7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.
8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.
9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order. -
Chenonceau:
I can't believe I am writing this to Way2Go but :goodpost: .
I need to go and buy lottery. This is a strange week which started with 3boys actually agreeing with me on another thread.
Stranger week for 3boys coz limlim and Daddy D did a :goodpost: for him on the same day....Hmmm.. -
Lilac66:
blame the haze, its making our mind hazy... :evil:Chenonceau:
I can't believe I am writing this to Way2Go but :goodpost: .
I need to go and buy lottery. This is a strange week which started with 3boys actually agreeing with me on another thread.
Stranger week for 3boys coz limlim and Daddy D did a :goodpost: for him on the same day....Hmmm.. -
pinky:
blame the haze, its making our mind hazy... :evil:[/quote]Lilac66:
[quote=\"Chenonceau\"]
I can't believe I am writing this to Way2Go but :goodpost: .
I need to go and buy lottery. This is a strange week which started with 3boys actually agreeing with me on another thread.
Stranger week for 3boys coz limlim and Daddy D did a :goodpost: for him on the same day....Hmmm..
:rotflmao: So enjoy the peace while it's hazy days! -
But seriously, it’s shows that most of the time, we’re 针对事，不是针对人
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Way2GO:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: this is so funny !How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake
1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.
2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.
3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.
4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.
5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.
6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.
7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.
8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.
9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.
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