Malaysia to get pandas

[verykiasu2010]

Chenonceau:

Way2GO:

How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake


1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.

2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.

3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.

4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.

5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.

6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.

7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.

8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.

9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.

I can't believe I am writing this to Way2Go but :goodpost: .

I need to go and buy lottery. This is a strange week which started with 3boys actually agreeing with me on another thread.

This is year 2 0 1 2 not for nothing

[Chenonceau]

3Boys:

Chenonceau:

I need to go and buy lottery. This is a strange week which started with 3boys actually agreeing with me on another thread.

Aiyoh my dear.......

Just because I dun agree with yah, does not mean I dun love yah.

Aiyo... shhhhhh... you love me oso cannot anyhow say lah... I am trying to get VKS to marry me because he has a lotta money. You just spoilt my get rich quick gold digger scheme.

[Lilac66]

3Boys:

Chenonceau:

I need to go and buy lottery. This is a strange week which started with 3boys actually agreeing with me on another thread.

Aiyoh my dear.......

Just because I dun agree with yah, does not mean I dun love yah.

Did anybody hack into your account? C'mon , you aren't the real 3Boys, are you? :skeptical:

[fightingmom]

Lilac66:

3Boys:

[quote=\"Chenonceau\"]

I need to go and buy lottery. This is a strange week which started with 3boys actually agreeing with me on another thread.

Aiyoh my dear.......

Just because I dun agree with yah, does not mean I dun love yah.

Did anybody hack into your account? C'mon , you aren't the real 3Boys, are you? :skeptical:[/quote](whisper) maybe it's VK2010... He is like a phantom moving around silently... :yikes: now he knows of Chenonceau's plot :yikes: it ain't true love , eh?


:siam: :siam:

[3Boys]

Chenonceau:

3Boys:

[quote=\"Chenonceau\"]

I need to go and buy lottery. This is a strange week which started with 3boys actually agreeing with me on another thread.

Aiyoh my dear.......

Just because I dun agree with yah, does not mean I dun love yah.

Aiyo... shhhhhh... you love me oso cannot anyhow say lah... I am trying to get VKS to marry me because he has a lotta money. You just spoilt my get rich quick gold digger scheme.[/quote]Its your new avatar.......

.....outta my way vks2010, Chen is MINE :nunchuk:

[Sun_2010]

fightingmom:

Lilac66:

[quote=\"3Boys\"] Aiyoh my dear.......


Just because I dun agree with yah, does not mean I dun love yah.

Did anybody hack into your account? C'mon , you aren't the real 3Boys, are you? :skeptical:

(whisper) maybe it's VK2010... He is like a phantom moving around silently... :yikes: now he knows of Chenonceau's plot :yikes: it ain't true love , eh?
:siam: :siam:[/quote]But but it is true love
True love for vks2010's :moneyflies:

[Sun_2010]

3Boys:

Chenonceau:

[quote=\"3Boys\"] Aiyoh my dear.......


Just because I dun agree with yah, does not mean I dun love yah.

Aiyo... shhhhhh... you love me oso cannot anyhow say lah... I am trying to get VKS to marry me because he has a lotta money. You just spoilt my get rich quick gold digger scheme.

Its your new avatar.......

.....outta my way vks2010, Chen is MINE :nunchuk:

[/quote]Its not vks in your way.
Its the old thing :moneyflies: no enough in ur way
Go loot a bank :rotflmao:

[verykiasu2010]

3Boys:

Chenonceau:

Aiyo... shhhhhh... you love me oso cannot anyhow say lah... I am trying to get VKS to marry me because he has a lotta money. You just spoilt my get rich quick gold digger scheme.

Its your new avatar.......

.....outta my way vks2010, Chen is MINE :nunchuk:

noted. best of every world, money with 3 boys to go along ....

[fightingmom]

verykiasu2010:

3Boys:

[quote=\"Chenonceau\"]

Aiyo... shhhhhh... you love me oso cannot anyhow say lah... I am trying to get VKS to marry me because he has a lotta money. You just spoilt my get rich quick gold digger scheme.

Its your new avatar.......

.....outta my way vks2010, Chen is MINE :nunchuk:

noted. best of every world, money with 3 boys to go along ....[/quote] :rotflmao:

Chen, so nice - 2 guys fight over you and want to give you the best of every world. envy envy....

*Sigh* ... Here's our KSP love story ... :love:

[verykiasu2010]

fightingmom:

:rotflmao:

Chen, so nice - 2 guys fight over you and want to give you the best of every world. envy envy....

*Sigh* ... Here's our KSP love story ... :love:

i no fight, 3Boys wins with my compliments

my poor background unsuitable for any one .....