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    Government, what you really want us to do?

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      Chenonceau
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      Mawar:
      Chenonceau:

      [quote=\"Funz\"]Thinking crazy now.


      Since so many people are complaining about all manners of things affecting their decision, govt can call a tender of sorts. For those people selected, all fees will be paid for, paid additional caregiving in the form of live in helper/s, govt paid jobs that do not require them to work OT, guaranteed entry into primary & secondary schools of their choice, etc. Remove as many of the barriers to having kids as possible. And see how many kids each of these couples will give.

      Very costly. All to prove a hypothesis. Why waste national reserves? It's easier to just shoot people. This method has already been shown to work.

      Since we ARE at the business of thinking nutsies...

      Chen, I really get what you mean. The human mind does think along those lines. A family friend's son passed away most unexpectedly. The mature parents resorted to trying for another son. They could not overcome their loss or grief. Btw, they were unsuccessful.[/quote]Notwithstanding... it is still true that something like that will increase birth rate.

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        Nebbermind
        last edited by

        Chenonceau:
        Sorry I planted the idea. It's a dumb idea. I have 2 kids. What if govt decided to start with ME!!!!!! :yikes:

        Then factory re-open lor!! šŸ˜†

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          Chenonceau
          last edited by

          Nebbermind:
          Chenonceau:

          Sorry I planted the idea. It's a dumb idea. I have 2 kids. What if govt decided to start with ME!!!!!! :yikes:


          Then factory re-open lor!! šŸ˜†

          Clearly... you know nothing about how the female body functions. :roll:

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            Nebbermind
            last edited by

            Chenonceau:
            Nebbermind:

            [quote=\"Chenonceau\"] Sorry I planted the idea. It's a dumb idea. I have 2 kids. What if govt decided to start with ME!!!!!! :yikes:


            Then factory re-open lor!! šŸ˜†

            Clearly... you know nothing about how the female body functions. :roll:[/quote]Your COE expired liao?? :scratchhead:

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              Sun_2010
              last edited by

              Chenonceau:
              Wah liew... you are all SERIOUSLY discussing my idea? :yikes: The govt knows where I stay ok! I could be arrested by ISD for spreading terrorist propaganda or something. :yikes: I had better skedaddle! :siam:


              Sorry I planted the idea. It's a dumb idea. I have 2 kids. What if govt decided to start with ME!!!!!! :yikes:
              Chill. Chill. You are not living in North Korea šŸ˜†

              First manic ideas, now irrational fears, hmmmm
              Any in-house psychiatrist :?: ?

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                Chenonceau
                last edited by

                Sun_2010:
                Chenonceau:

                Wah liew... you are all SERIOUSLY discussing my idea? :yikes: The govt knows where I stay ok! I could be arrested by ISD for spreading terrorist propaganda or something. :yikes: I had better skedaddle! :siam:


                Sorry I planted the idea. It's a dumb idea. I have 2 kids. What if govt decided to start with ME!!!!!! :yikes:

                Chill. Chill. You are not living in North Korea šŸ˜†

                First manic ideas, now irrational fears, hmmmm
                Any in-house psychiatrist :?: ?

                No ma'am... only me... Motivation Psychologist. Ngiahahahahahaha!

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                  Sun_2010
                  last edited by

                  Nebbermind:
                  Chenonceau:

                  [quote=\"Nebbermind\"] Then factory re-open lor!! šŸ˜†


                  Clearly... you know nothing about how the female body functions. :roll:

                  Your COE expired liao?? :scratchhead:[/quote] :spank: :spank: :spank:

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                    Funz
                    last edited by

                    Chenonceau:
                    Nebbermind:

                    [quote=\"Chenonceau\"] Sorry I planted the idea. It's a dumb idea. I have 2 kids. What if govt decided to start with ME!!!!!! :yikes:


                    Then factory re-open lor!! šŸ˜†

                    Clearly... you know nothing about how the female body functions. :roll:[/quote]He thinks it's an oven.

                    Oh yah talking about oven, your almond meal bread suggestion led me to make a butter cake using left over almond meal from the almond milk I was making. I made two cakes last night and they all but disappeared this morning.

                    sorry :offtopic:

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                      Lilac66
                      last edited by

                      Nebbermind:
                      Chenonceau:

                      [quote=\"Nebbermind\"]Then factory re-open lor!! šŸ˜†


                      Clearly... you know nothing about how the female body functions. :roll:

                      Your COE expired liao?? :scratchhead:[/quote]CAn renew you know? :evil:

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                        concern2
                        last edited by

                        Funz:
                        Maybe not to see how many each couple will give. But each couple must produce 6 kids, baring fertility issues.


                        Investment mah. Cos these 6 fellas when grown will contribute to the economy. And most of the money can be from right pocket to left pocket cos can limit to govt run organisations for most stuff that they sponsor.
                        Oh man, that's worse than breeding a generation of strawberries. Nothing should be guaranteed in that sense. Worse, I wouldn't want my countries future to fall into hands of these. Hence, I still feel fertility issue cannot be built on by more subsidies.

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