Kids say the darnest things...

[tankee]

hquek:

Going through past year papers with ds1...problem reads something along the lines of 'X is 3 years old and her sister is twice as old. Her father is 4 times as old as both of them. How old is her father?'


After going through the workings, DS1 commented \"X father should never share private information like this.\" :skeptical: :faint:

:rotflmao:

[MrsSeah]

tankee:

hquek:

Going through past year papers with ds1...problem reads something along the lines of 'X is 3 years old and her sister is twice as old. Her father is 4 times as old as both of them. How old is her father?'


After going through the workings, DS1 commented \"X father should never share private information like this.\" :skeptical: :faint:

:rotflmao:

:rotflmao:

[straffan23]

:rotflmao: my favourite thread.

[Nihauma]

My dd is eight months old and is at the age where she puts everything in her mouth. She especially likes paper and cardboards.

One evening, ds, 7, dd and I went to the park. Before we went out , I cooked dd's porridge on the slow cooker. When we got home I checked the mail box and found a lot of brochures. I commented: wa, so many brochures!
Upon returning home, I checked the porridge and found it was not ready. I commented: aiya, porridge is not ready!
Ds said to dd: mei mei, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is your porridge is not ready. The good news is you can eat all these papers. :faint:

[mamago]

Nihauma:

My dd is eight months old and is at the age where she puts everything in her mouth. She especially likes paper and cardboards.

One evening, ds, 7, dd and I went to the park. Before we went out , I cooked dd's porridge on the slow cooker. When we got home I checked the mail box and found a lot of brochures. I commented: wa, so many brochures!
Upon returning home, I checked the porridge and found it was not ready. I commented: aiya, porridge is not ready!
Ds said to dd: mei mei, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is your porridge is not ready. The good news is you can eat all these papers. :faint:

Hahaha.... so cute... :please:

[yyue]

Lynn2010:

Mum: What are you doing?

DD1: Making a card for mei mei (younger sister)
Mum: Can i take a look?

The card: \"Happy birthday mei mei, once again i run out of ideas, below are some vouchers you can use throughout the year\"

Self made vouchers of:
Voucher 1: \"Get something for me\"
Voucher 2: \"Do this for me\"
Voucher 3: \"I win this fight\"
Voucher 4: \"Lend me something\"

Reminded me of myself when I was a kid..
As a Mother's Day Gift, I did a card with a lot of various vouchers..
(I had even added expiry dates to them! )
Can't remember now how many i gave her, but some of it were:
1) Vacuum the house
2) Mop the floor
3) Back massage
4) Fold the clothes
5) Wash the dishes

[hquek]

Was with ds2 (6 yo) at a bookshop and he suddenly shouted "now I know I’m a weighing machine!". I’ve heard his brother tell him he is various stuff but never weighing machine.


Turn out he was looking at books on astrology for 2013. I learnt something new.

[ChiefKiasu]

hquek:

Was with ds2 (6 yo) at a bookshop and he suddenly shouted \"now I know I'm a weighing machine!\". I've heard his brother tell him he is various stuff but never weighing machine.


Turn out he was looking at books on astrology for 2013. I learnt something new.

What's the connection between astrology and weighing machine? :?

[linden2000]

ChiefKiasu:

hquek:

Was with ds2 (6 yo) at a bookshop and he suddenly shouted \"now I know I'm a weighing machine!\". I've heard his brother tell him he is various stuff but never weighing machine.


Turn out he was looking at books on astrology for 2013. I learnt something new.

What's the connection between astrology and weighing machine? :?

Maybe he meant weighing scale, as in his sign is Libra? :?

[ChiefKiasu]

linden2000:

Maybe he meant weighing scale, as in his sign is Libra? :?

Oic... sorry I'm a bit dense :rotflmao: