Extra Marital Affair

[Andaiz]

buds:

My friend's man left her for a foreigner after 20 years of marriage with
only one reason. He said he had NEVER loved her. So, go figure.

so what was it that lasted 20 years then? Lust and good ??? or the fact that he doesn't feel appreciated?

[corneyAmber]

buds:

kiasimom:

My dad once said, : Women are like cups, can only be stirred with a stirrer, men are like stirrer, can stir many cups!\"

Wah lao weh! :shock: :rotflmao:

Hmm...but the key point of a cup is not the stirrer, it can be made of beautiful china and porcelain many will envy, clean and polish and store in the cupboard like a trophy and re-useable. A stirrer? Use and dispose.. Oops! So I would say not all men are like stirrers but it is a cute analogy.

[3Boys]

kiasimom:

Maybe we, women are more forgiving.

My dad once said, : Women are like cups, can only be stirred with a stirrer, men are like stirrer, can stir many cups!\"

I have a coffee cup at home that holds all my stirrers, about 20 of them.....am I talking about the right thing?

[buds]

3Boys:

kiasimom:

Maybe we, women are more forgiving.

My dad once said, : Women are like cups, can only be stirred with a stirrer, men are like stirrer, can stir many cups!\"

I have a coffee cup at home that holds all my stirrers, about 20 of them.....am I talking about the right thing?

:!:

Wah lao 3boys!

Now.... i've got to calm down first to analyze this. Hmmmm... :idea:
From what you blatantly shared, depending on the coffee cup you
use to store them, whether it's coffeeshop kinda cup or a polished
china.... you are indirectly saying that either...

1. You're quite the \"collector\". :lol:
2. Your \"collections\" are reminders of your trophies... ie. each stirrer
representing a cup that it stirred in.... :evil:
3. You're quite the \"gay\" kinda collector.... And it may not mean happy. :rotflmao:

you noe i'm pulling your leg hor..

[autumnbronze]

buds:

3Boys:

[quote=\"kiasimom\"]Maybe we, women are more forgiving.

My dad once said, : Women are like cups, can only be stirred with a stirrer, men are like stirrer, can stir many cups!\"

I have a coffee cup at home that holds all my stirrers, about 20 of them.....am I talking about the right thing?

:!:

Wah lao 3boys!

Now.... i've got to calm down first to analyze this. Hmmmm... :idea:
From what you blatantly shared, depending on the coffee cup you
use to store them, whether it's coffeeshop kinda cup or a polished
china.... you are indirectly saying that either...

1. You're quite the \"collector\". :lol:
2. Your \"collections\" are reminders of your trophies... ie. each stirrer
representing a cup that it stirred in.... :evil:
3. You're quite the \"gay\" kinda collector.... And it may not mean happy. :rotflmao:

you noe i'm pulling your leg hor..[/quote]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[kiasimom]

You know buds,


You are full of humour genes... :rotflmao:

I always LAUGH OUT LOUD reading your posts!

You make my day :hugs:

[buds]

Andaiz:

buds:

My friend's man left her for a foreigner after 20 years of marriage with
only one reason. He said he had NEVER loved her. So, go figure.

so what was it that lasted 20 years then? Lust and good ??? or the fact that he doesn't feel appreciated?

I suppose it's a mix of both.
The lust & sex was good till it lasted..
Till she started to grow old with him...
Till she started to lose her youth... and
wham.. he disposes her like a disposable
foam coffee cup... for what he thought was
more like the docile little young sexy princess
that he as the the king wanted and deserved..

So, she was left without the stirrer...
just like that.

[kiasimom]

A lady friend once told me her hubs says she feels loose at the bottom after giving birth.

When stirring, no feeling and guess what?!!!
He suggested anal sex!!!! :x :x

The wife is upset of course but with the fear of her hubs having EMA, she acceeded.

And what happens? Her hubs had an EMA with another MW and they ended up in divorce

[Andaiz]

kiasimom:

And what happens? Her hubs had an EMA with another MW and they ended up in divorce

My gosh, the heartless prick...hope he didn't give her STD in all that mess too! :x :x

[buds]

kiasimom:

You know buds,


You are full of humour genes... :rotflmao:

I always LAUGH OUT LOUD reading your posts!

You make my day :hugs:

I do??? :!:

Hubs doesn't think so i guess..
Or perhaps these kinda jokes ain't all that funny
to... ya know... *chomp chomp*... the MAN...

They prefer lame bloke jokes and those sex jokes
they think so manly. I've read many of the golf-jokes
in the light of Tiger Woods Saga. I thought The New Moon
was romantic enough, but the squeaky clean Tiger Woods
kinds.... sorta makes my hair stand. And the worst part of
it all is, his wife is a HELLUVA CATCH compared to those
sl**s!

Oh well... guess those jokes from me make my day too in
way.... that is when you guys dig it! Thanks for the being
quite the fantastic audience. :celebrate: Wud you believe
it if i told you i have no expression when typing them out?