Extra Marital Affair

[buds]

Andaiz:

buds:

My friend's man left her for a foreigner after 20 years of marriage with
only one reason. He said he had NEVER loved her. So, go figure.

so what was it that lasted 20 years then? Lust and good ??? or the fact that he doesn't feel appreciated?

I suppose it's a mix of both.
The lust & sex was good till it lasted..
Till she started to grow old with him...
Till she started to lose her youth... and
wham.. he disposes her like a disposable
foam coffee cup... for what he thought was
more like the docile little young sexy princess
that he as the the king wanted and deserved..

So, she was left without the stirrer...
just like that.

[kiasimom]

A lady friend once told me her hubs says she feels loose at the bottom after giving birth.

When stirring, no feeling and guess what?!!!
He suggested anal sex!!!! :x :x

The wife is upset of course but with the fear of her hubs having EMA, she acceeded.

And what happens? Her hubs had an EMA with another MW and they ended up in divorce

[Andaiz]

kiasimom:

And what happens? Her hubs had an EMA with another MW and they ended up in divorce

My gosh, the heartless prick...hope he didn't give her STD in all that mess too! :x :x

[buds]

kiasimom:

You know buds,


You are full of humour genes... :rotflmao:

I always LAUGH OUT LOUD reading your posts!

You make my day :hugs:

I do??? :!:

Hubs doesn't think so i guess..
Or perhaps these kinda jokes ain't all that funny
to... ya know... *chomp chomp*... the MAN...

They prefer lame bloke jokes and those sex jokes
they think so manly. I've read many of the golf-jokes
in the light of Tiger Woods Saga. I thought The New Moon
was romantic enough, but the squeaky clean Tiger Woods
kinds.... sorta makes my hair stand. And the worst part of
it all is, his wife is a HELLUVA CATCH compared to those
sl**s!

Oh well... guess those jokes from me make my day too in
way.... that is when you guys dig it! Thanks for the being
quite the fantastic audience. :celebrate: Wud you believe
it if i told you i have no expression when typing them out?

[kiasimom]

Andaiz:

kiasimom:

And what happens? Her hubs had an EMA with another MW and they ended up in divorce

My gosh, the heartless prick...hope he didn't give her STD in all that mess too! :x :x

Few years down the road, my lady friend did not mention about any discomfort.
just feel sad that her hub actually minede her for being bottom loose when she gave birth to two lovely children for him.

He ought to be executed :heresmyfish: :nunchuk:

[Andaiz]

kiasimom:

He ought to be executed :heresmyfish: :nunchuk:

Nope, that's having it too easy...they should caxxxxxx him instead :evil:

[autumnbronze]

kiasimom:

You know buds,


You are full of humour genes... :rotflmao:

I always LAUGH OUT LOUD reading your posts!

You make my day :hugs:

I second that !!!

buds:

Wud you believe it if i told you i have no expression when typing them out?

:!: How can that be possible ???? Not even a sly grin

[kiasimom]

Hey buds,


I don't believe you have no expressions. NO WAY... :rotflmao:

You are one of my favourites here at KSP! You are just so funny :rotflmao:

And to be honest, I appreciate your humour than those sex jokes, just so lame to me.
Well, to men we are brainless and to me , they are nerds when it comes to sex, lust, women, jokes

Go sista go :rahrah: :rahrah: :rahrah:

[buds]

autumnbronze:

:!: How can that be possible ???? Not even a sly grin

Sly grin... :idea:

Dunno... mebbe got.
Mebbe not.
Ever imagined me as
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!
Except i dun hide! :lol:

[autumnbronze]

buds:

autumnbronze:

:!: How can that be possible ???? Not even a sly grin

Sly grin... :idea:

Dunno... mebbe got.
Mebbe not.
Ever imagined me as
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!
Except i dun hide! :lol:

I say, you making use of puns now eh.....

Hmmmm, what did I say about my 'strange' feeling that your DDs will do just fine ... in my other post :?