Extra Marital Affair

[kiasimom]

Hey buds,


I don't believe you have no expressions. NO WAY... :rotflmao:

You are one of my favourites here at KSP! You are just so funny :rotflmao:

And to be honest, I appreciate your humour than those sex jokes, just so lame to me.
Well, to men we are brainless and to me , they are nerds when it comes to sex, lust, women, jokes

Go sista go :rahrah: :rahrah: :rahrah:

[buds]

autumnbronze:

:!: How can that be possible ???? Not even a sly grin

Sly grin... :idea:

Dunno... mebbe got.
Mebbe not.
Ever imagined me as
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!
Except i dun hide! :lol:

[autumnbronze]

buds:

autumnbronze:

:!: How can that be possible ???? Not even a sly grin

Sly grin... :idea:

Dunno... mebbe got.
Mebbe not.
Ever imagined me as
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!
Except i dun hide! :lol:

I say, you making use of puns now eh.....

Hmmmm, what did I say about my 'strange' feeling that your DDs will do just fine ... in my other post :?

[tankee]

kiasimom:

A lady friend once told me her hubs says she feels loose at the bottom after giving birth.....

:idea: maybe it is his that is getting smaller

[kiasimom]

tankee:

kiasimom:

A lady friend once told me her hubs says she feels loose at the bottom after giving birth.....

:idea: maybe it is his that is getting smaller

Possible meh :laugh:

[Andaiz]

kiasimom:

tankee:

[quote=\"kiasimom\"]A lady friend once told me her hubs says she feels loose at the bottom after giving birth.....

:idea: maybe it is his that is getting smaller

Possible meh :laugh:[/quote]Whichever way it is, if the guy's no longer interested, he'd find all sorts of excuse! :x

[Way2GO]

3Boys:

kiasimom:

.... Women are like cups, can only be stirred with a stirrer, men are like stirrer, can stir many cups!\"

I have a coffee cup at home that holds all my stirrers, about 20 of them.....am I talking about the right thing?

3Boys, BIGGG coffeecup you have there :!:

[buds]

:rotflmao:

[Way2GO]

Andaiz:

kiasimom:

[quote=\"tankee\"]
lousy thing to say to wifey even it's true
:idea: maybe it is his that is getting smaller

Possible meh :laugh:

Of course it's possible mah! It happens everytime I take a cold shower :wrongmove:
Whichever way it is, if the guy's no longer interested, he'd find all sorts of excuse! :x[/quote] How's this for an excuse: My ..... is getting too small to fit into your .... : irreconcilable DIFFERENCE - valid ground for divorce? :!: :rotflmao:

[buds]

The ladies may also stake claim this way.


Wifey Laser 1 : I don't think you're big enough for me. Period.

Wifey Laser 2 : I need something harder to satisfy me. And you're not.
Obviously. :roll:

Wifey Laser 3 : Your little didi needs to wake up his idea or i'm leaving.

Wifey Laser 4 : I dun do short stints.

Wifey Laser 5 : I'm into marathons, love. I only do long runs.
So, if you can't keep up, don't even bother warming up.

Wifey Laser 6 : Pointing to p***** scene on screen, do what he's doing
only so much better or else i'm sleepin.

Wifey Laser 7 : Go screw someone your own size. Small screws don't
work on me.

Wifey Laser 8 : Run your own \"sprints\"...

Wifey Laser 9 : Arh? Small fries nia? Not interested.

Wifey Laser 10 : I'm not into spaghetti. Sori.