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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • K Offline
      KSmom8
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      :rotflmao: Love this thread. Always cheers me up, especially on Mondays. 🕺 Thanks to all for contributing. 😄

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        AdonciaTang
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        KSmom8:
        :rotflmao: Love this thread. Always cheers me up, especially on Mondays. 🕺 Thanks to all for contributing. 😄

        Yes it does. lol
        :rotflmao:

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          jedamum
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          tutormum:
          I was taking a nap when DS3 hugged me from behind and said \"hug, hug\"; something he would do since he was very young when he wanted a hug.


          Me: (pretending to be irritated) go away, you are not young anymore for a hug.
          DS3: I'm now 1.68m and bigger than you so it's my turn to give you a hug.
          :love:

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            SAHM_TAN
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            Yesterday night dd1 complained that we hardly spend any time together. I was shocked at her comment. I replied that we are always together when she's not in school. But she retorted that the time we spent together is on work and not play. It was a correct observation. So yesterday night we played zigsaw puzzle competition and she won 😂

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              Ran1977
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              SAHM_TAN:
              Yesterday night dd1 complained that we hardly spend any time together. I was shocked at her comment. I replied that we are always together when she's not in school. But she retorted that the time we spent together is on work and not play. It was a correct observation. So yesterday night we played zigsaw puzzle competition and she won 😂

              I agree..to a child (my son very much a perfect example) time spent on playing is actually considered time spent together...working is not considered time time together :frustrated:

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                SAHM_TAN
                last edited by

                Ran1977:
                SAHM_TAN:

                Yesterday night dd1 complained that we hardly spend any time together. I was shocked at her comment. I replied that we are always together when she's not in school. But she retorted that the time we spent together is on work and not play. It was a correct observation. So yesterday night we played zigsaw puzzle competition and she won 😂


                I agree..to a child (my son very much a perfect example) time spent on playing is actually considered time spent together...working is not considered time time together :frustrated:

                Maybe I can make it fun then she will think I'm spending more time with her. :evil:

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                  thebusybee
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                  My K2 DS seemed to mature after the recent 13D trip to Taiwan.


                  On the way back from airport in the taxi, we let him sit in front with the driver.

                  He was chatting away with the 64 YO grandfather. Told the driver he could teach him swimming since the uncle claimed that he can't swim. The man asked whether Ds can get him a swimming trunk and whether DS knows his size.

                  DS said \" I will buy you 64 years old one\" We all laughed till :rotflmao:

                  [youtube=d9aO4azRDLI][/youtube] (random video)
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9aO4azRDLI

                  **Kids clothing size really comes by age, i.e. Y3/4 Y4/5 so DS presumed the size to be 64!!

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                    Nihauma
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                    thebusybee:
                    My K2 DS seemed to mature after the recent 13D trip to Taiwan.


                    On the way back from airport in the taxi, we let him sit in front with the driver.

                    He was chatting away with the 64 YO grandfather. Told the driver he could teach him swimming since the uncle claimed that he can't swim. The man asked whether Ds can get him a swimming trunk and whether DS knows his size.

                    DS said \" I will buy you 64 years old one\" We all laughed till :rotflmao:

                    [youtube=d9aO4azRDLI][/youtube] (random video)
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9aO4azRDLI

                    **Kids clothing size really comes by age, i.e. Y3/4 Y4/5 so DS presumed the size to be 64!!
                    haha funny boy

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                      Nihauma
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                      you know the chinese rhyme about the frog 一只青蛙一张嘴 两个眼睛四条腿…


                      i was trying to do a similar one to both my boy and girl.

                      两个该子两个头 四个手。。。err。。四个脚。。。er (i wasnt very good and got stuck…) then my son chipped in:
                      一个jiao jiao…

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                        ChiefKiasu
                        last edited by

                        Nihauma:
                        you know the chinese rhyme about the frog 一只青蛙一张嘴 两个眼睛四条腿...


                        i was trying to do a similar one to both my boy and girl.

                        两个该子两个头 四个手。。。err。。四个脚。。。er (i wasnt very good and got stuck..) then my son chipped in:
                        一个jiao jiao...
                        Lol. At least you know he is anatomically correct.

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