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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • T Offline
      thebusybee
      last edited by

      My K2 DS seemed to mature after the recent 13D trip to Taiwan.


      On the way back from airport in the taxi, we let him sit in front with the driver.

      He was chatting away with the 64 YO grandfather. Told the driver he could teach him swimming since the uncle claimed that he can't swim. The man asked whether Ds can get him a swimming trunk and whether DS knows his size.

      DS said \" I will buy you 64 years old one\" We all laughed till :rotflmao:

      [youtube=d9aO4azRDLI][/youtube] (random video)
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9aO4azRDLI

      **Kids clothing size really comes by age, i.e. Y3/4 Y4/5 so DS presumed the size to be 64!!

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        Nihauma
        last edited by

        thebusybee:
        My K2 DS seemed to mature after the recent 13D trip to Taiwan.


        On the way back from airport in the taxi, we let him sit in front with the driver.

        He was chatting away with the 64 YO grandfather. Told the driver he could teach him swimming since the uncle claimed that he can't swim. The man asked whether Ds can get him a swimming trunk and whether DS knows his size.

        DS said \" I will buy you 64 years old one\" We all laughed till :rotflmao:

        [youtube=d9aO4azRDLI][/youtube] (random video)
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9aO4azRDLI

        **Kids clothing size really comes by age, i.e. Y3/4 Y4/5 so DS presumed the size to be 64!!
        haha funny boy

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          Nihauma
          last edited by

          you know the chinese rhyme about the frog 一只青蛙一张嘴 两个眼睛四条腿…


          i was trying to do a similar one to both my boy and girl.

          两个该子两个头 四个手。。。err。。四个脚。。。er (i wasnt very good and got stuck…) then my son chipped in:
          一个jiao jiao…

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            ChiefKiasu
            last edited by

            Nihauma:
            you know the chinese rhyme about the frog 一只青蛙一张嘴 两个眼睛四条腿...


            i was trying to do a similar one to both my boy and girl.

            两个该子两个头 四个手。。。err。。四个脚。。。er (i wasnt very good and got stuck..) then my son chipped in:
            一个jiao jiao...
            Lol. At least you know he is anatomically correct.

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              buds
              last edited by

              Upon seeing some climbers working on their rock climbing skills one weekend, chubs went..


              \"Wook mommy..\"

              \"Ohh yess, look at them climbing baby.\"

              \"Take a wift (lift)?\"

              He was puzzled why they were climbing.
              He was suggesting they take the lift.
              :rotflmao:

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                ChiefKiasu
                last edited by

                buds:
                Upon seeing some climbers working on their rock climbing skills one weekend, chubs went..


                \"Wook mommy..\"

                \"Ohh yess, look at them climbing baby.\"

                \"Take a wift (lift)?\"

                He was puzzled why they were climbing.
                He was suggesting they take the lift.
                :rotflmao:
                Your kid's got potential, buds. He thinks out of the box.

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                  SAHM_TAN
                  last edited by

                  I wanted to take a nap. But ds came into the room to play. I said pls go out and play becos I want to nap. He replied no. I asked why and he answered becos 我喜欢你 His reply stumped me.

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                    Dora1
                    last edited by

                    My P1 DD: mummy, what's after pri sch?

                    Me: sec sch
                    DD: after that?
                    Me: University
                    DD: mummy u mean after sec sch we all go to Universal Studios to study???
                    :rotflmao:

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                      TheAnswer
                      last edited by

                      SAHM_TAN:
                      I wanted to take a nap. But ds came into the room to play. I said pls go out and play becos I want to nap. He replied no. I asked why and he answered becos 我喜欢你 His reply stumped me.

                      Cute DS you have there! So sweet :love:

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                        TheAnswer
                        last edited by

                        buds:
                        Upon seeing some climbers working on their rock climbing skills one weekend, chubs went..


                        \"Wook mommy..\"

                        \"Ohh yess, look at them climbing baby.\"

                        \"Take a wift (lift)?\"

                        He was puzzled why they were climbing.
                        He was suggesting they take the lift.
                        :rotflmao:
                        I'm impressed with Chub's great ideas. Good analysis 😄

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