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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • N Offline
      Nihauma
      last edited by

      thebusybee:
      My K2 DS seemed to mature after the recent 13D trip to Taiwan.


      On the way back from airport in the taxi, we let him sit in front with the driver.

      He was chatting away with the 64 YO grandfather. Told the driver he could teach him swimming since the uncle claimed that he can't swim. The man asked whether Ds can get him a swimming trunk and whether DS knows his size.

      DS said \" I will buy you 64 years old one\" We all laughed till :rotflmao:

      [youtube=d9aO4azRDLI][/youtube] (random video)
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9aO4azRDLI

      **Kids clothing size really comes by age, i.e. Y3/4 Y4/5 so DS presumed the size to be 64!!
      haha funny boy

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        Nihauma
        last edited by

        you know the chinese rhyme about the frog 一只青蛙一张嘴 两个眼睛四条腿…


        i was trying to do a similar one to both my boy and girl.

        两个该子两个头 四个手。。。err。。四个脚。。。er (i wasnt very good and got stuck…) then my son chipped in:
        一个jiao jiao…

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          ChiefKiasu
          last edited by

          Nihauma:
          you know the chinese rhyme about the frog 一只青蛙一张嘴 两个眼睛四条腿...


          i was trying to do a similar one to both my boy and girl.

          两个该子两个头 四个手。。。err。。四个脚。。。er (i wasnt very good and got stuck..) then my son chipped in:
          一个jiao jiao...
          Lol. At least you know he is anatomically correct.

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            buds
            last edited by

            Upon seeing some climbers working on their rock climbing skills one weekend, chubs went..


            \"Wook mommy..\"

            \"Ohh yess, look at them climbing baby.\"

            \"Take a wift (lift)?\"

            He was puzzled why they were climbing.
            He was suggesting they take the lift.
            :rotflmao:

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            • ChiefKiasuC Offline
              ChiefKiasu
              last edited by

              buds:
              Upon seeing some climbers working on their rock climbing skills one weekend, chubs went..


              \"Wook mommy..\"

              \"Ohh yess, look at them climbing baby.\"

              \"Take a wift (lift)?\"

              He was puzzled why they were climbing.
              He was suggesting they take the lift.
              :rotflmao:
              Your kid's got potential, buds. He thinks out of the box.

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                SAHM_TAN
                last edited by

                I wanted to take a nap. But ds came into the room to play. I said pls go out and play becos I want to nap. He replied no. I asked why and he answered becos 我喜欢你 His reply stumped me.

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                  Dora1
                  last edited by

                  My P1 DD: mummy, what's after pri sch?

                  Me: sec sch
                  DD: after that?
                  Me: University
                  DD: mummy u mean after sec sch we all go to Universal Studios to study???
                  :rotflmao:

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                    TheAnswer
                    last edited by

                    SAHM_TAN:
                    I wanted to take a nap. But ds came into the room to play. I said pls go out and play becos I want to nap. He replied no. I asked why and he answered becos 我喜欢你 His reply stumped me.

                    Cute DS you have there! So sweet :love:

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                      TheAnswer
                      last edited by

                      buds:
                      Upon seeing some climbers working on their rock climbing skills one weekend, chubs went..


                      \"Wook mommy..\"

                      \"Ohh yess, look at them climbing baby.\"

                      \"Take a wift (lift)?\"

                      He was puzzled why they were climbing.
                      He was suggesting they take the lift.
                      :rotflmao:
                      I'm impressed with Chub's great ideas. Good analysis 😄

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                        buds
                        last edited by

                        At about the time when chubs was 15mths, we were mall visiting and passed by a boutique. He pointed to the mannequin and said.


                        \"Wook!\"

                        \"Milk.\"

                        (pointing at the boobies)

                        Then he smiled.

                        The mannequin was wearing a lacey two-pc. It was a lingerie shop. 😂

                        Hubs and I giggled and brought him away from there so he doesn't get distracted with wanting to drink milk again while shopping. We brought him to the toy store instead. 😄

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