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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      buds
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      This just in..


      After fixing up the train tracks for chubs, i asked how come he wasn't playing with his trains yet. So i said, \"Take your trains, baby... take Thomas, Edward, Henry, James, Percy...\"

      Chubs : It's Thomas AND his friends.

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        Sun_2010
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        :rotflmao:

        buds:
        This just in..


        After fixing up the train tracks for chubs, i asked how come he wasn't playing with his trains yet. So i said, \"Take your trains, baby... take Thomas, Edward, Henry, James, Percy...\"

        Chubs : It's Thomas AND his friends.
        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
        Educating his mom is he šŸ˜‰

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          jedamum
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          buds:
          This just in..


          After fixing up the train tracks for chubs, i asked how come he wasn't playing with his trains yet. So i said, \"Take your trains, baby... take Thomas, Edward, Henry, James, Percy...\"

          Chubs : It's Thomas AND his friends.
          lol...implying that mummy is naggy? :siam: šŸ˜“

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            buds
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            Kids..


            🤷

            Teaching me conjunctions. šŸ˜‰

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              Sun_2010
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              jedamum:
              My ds2 likes to stand up even when eating his meals. This morning, he was squatting on his chair during breakfast when..


              Me: Why don't you sit on the chair? I noticed that you were standing most of the time during English (enrichment) class. Chairs are for sitting.
              ds2: I only sit down in school. At home, can stand, must stand.
              Me: Why so?
              ds2: When I sit down, feels like my backside is burning and going to explode.

              :faint: šŸ˜“
              Jedamum, I think your DS's answer is very perceptive.

              DS does the same too and it irritates me. I never asked him why , only chided and nagged him to sit down :oops:
              It kinda makes me understand my DS. Thats precisely how he behaves - as if his butt is on fire. 🤷

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                buds
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                My DD2's bummy bum got worms. :roll:

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                  jedamum
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                  buds:
                  My DD2's bummy bum got worms. :roll:

                  :yikes: šŸ˜‚

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                    buds
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                    Queen of fidgets.

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                      TheAnswer
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                      buds:
                      Queen of fidgets.

                      I have the king of all fidgets :evil:

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                        buds
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                        Brought the boys out this morning and my tiger_chubs... he was repeating something i said to his elder sisters.. :skeptical:


                        Chubs : Mommy..

                        Me : Yes darling..

                        Chubs : Cannot say ay..

                        Me : You mean eh? Yes, correct. Cannot call people eh.

                        Chubs : It's loud.

                        Me : You meant to say.. \"It's rude?\" Yes, darling. It's rude to call people eh.

                        Chubs : Ok. It's wood. ( ie. rude. )

                        Me : :rotflmao: ( in my heart )

                        Chubs : Mommy, we cannot say ay.. ( wagging his pointer left to right ). It's wood ( rude ).

                        Chubs : Ay is for apple. (nodding confidently)

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