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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • J Offline
      JJ1111
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      mel2sg:
      My 7-years old son, 72-years old father and me walked into a petrol kiosk as the attendant was filling-up the car.


      As I wanted to get some drinks, I walked to the corner of store, leaving boy with my dad. After a while, my dad asked my boy - \"where is your Father?\"

      My son replied - \"He is your son, you should take care of him\"

      my dad :stupid:
      LOL!!! So funny!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao:

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      • T Offline
        tutormum
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        Was teaching my P3 class the words "exit" and "entrance".


        XXX: I know, the ‘exit’ sign can be found in the mall.

        Wanting to explain that both words can be used at the same place,

        Me: Yes, when you are in the mall, you can see the ‘exit’ sign which helps you to find your way out. ‘Exit’ is way to go out and ‘entrance’ is way to go in. So, on the other side of the ‘exit’ sign, it’ll be… (intending to say ‘entrance’)

        XXX: welcome

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        • NebbermindN Offline
          Nebbermind
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          Win Liao lor!

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          • tankeeT Offline
            tankee
            last edited by

            tutormum:
            Was teaching my P3 class the words \"exit\" and \"entrance\".


            XXX: I know, the 'exit' sign can be found in the mall.

            Wanting to explain that both words can be used at the same place,

            Me: Yes, when you are in the mall, you can see the 'exit' sign which helps you to find your way out. 'Exit' is way to go out and 'entrance' is way to go in. So, on the other side of the 'exit' sign, it'll be.... (intending to say 'entrance')

            XXX: welcome
            :rotflmao:

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            • tankeeT Offline
              tankee
              last edited by

              mel2sg:
              My 7-years old son, 72-years old father and me walked into a petrol kiosk as the attendant was filling-up the car.


              As I wanted to get some drinks, I walked to the corner of store, leaving boy with my dad. After a while, my dad asked my boy - \"where is your Father?\"

              My son replied - \"He is your son, you should take care of him\"

              my dad :stupid:
              :rotflmao:

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              • tankeeT Offline
                tankee
                last edited by

                KSmom8:
                Conversation between DS2 (5 YO) and I on a new enrichment class.


                Me: do you prefer a girl teacher or boy teacher for the class?

                DS2: nice teacher ( without any hesitation ).

                I couldn't stop smiling... DS knew what's more important. Silly me.
                😆

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                • tankeeT Offline
                  tankee
                  last edited by

                  buds:
                  Brought the boys out this morning and my tiger_chubs... he was repeating something i said to his elder sisters.. :skeptical:


                  Chubs : Mommy..

                  Me : Yes darling..

                  Chubs : Cannot say ay..

                  Me : You mean eh? Yes, correct. Cannot call people eh.

                  Chubs : It's loud.

                  Me : You meant to say.. \"It's rude?\" Yes, darling. It's rude to call people eh.

                  Chubs : Ok. It's wood. ( ie. rude. )

                  Me : :rotflmao: ( in my heart )

                  Chubs : Mommy, we cannot say ay.. ( wagging his pointer left to right ). It's wood ( rude ).

                  Chubs : Ay is for apple. (nodding confidently)
                  :rotflmao:

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                  • jedamumJ Offline
                    jedamum
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                    Ds2 has been practicg weekdays in prep for his grade one and I have been sitting with him, offering my comments that are not so welcomed by him. He got fed up one day…


                    Ds: mummy, why do you buy a piano for me?
                    Me: huh? So that you can learn piano. Why?
                    Ds: so you buy piano is for me to learn piano or for you to listen and keep correcting me all the time?

                    Ouch.

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                    • jedamumJ Offline
                      jedamum
                      last edited by

                      I was washing dishes after lunch and ds2 came running to me, all excited to share his findings. ....


                      Ds: mummy, now I know that we all have sex.
                      Me: :scared: what? What did you say?
                      Ds: we all have sex.
                      Me feeling :nailbite: but trying to keep calm: where you learn that from?
                      Ds : see this? On our student pass, there is M sex. My friend is F sex. We all have sex. Now I know. :imanangel:

                      😓

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                      • G Offline
                        GreenQ
                        last edited by

                        😂


                        Was sweating for you when I read the first 2 lines! Then can't help to laugh out loud for your ds2's innocence. Cute! 😄

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