Kids say the darnest things...

[tutormum]

Was teaching my P3 class the words "exit" and "entrance".


XXX: I know, the ‘exit’ sign can be found in the mall.

Wanting to explain that both words can be used at the same place,

Me: Yes, when you are in the mall, you can see the ‘exit’ sign which helps you to find your way out. ‘Exit’ is way to go out and ‘entrance’ is way to go in. So, on the other side of the ‘exit’ sign, it’ll be… (intending to say ‘entrance’)

XXX: welcome

[Nebbermind]

Win Liao lor!

[tankee]

tutormum:

Was teaching my P3 class the words \"exit\" and \"entrance\".


XXX: I know, the 'exit' sign can be found in the mall.

Wanting to explain that both words can be used at the same place,

Me: Yes, when you are in the mall, you can see the 'exit' sign which helps you to find your way out. 'Exit' is way to go out and 'entrance' is way to go in. So, on the other side of the 'exit' sign, it'll be.... (intending to say 'entrance')

XXX: welcome

:rotflmao:

[tankee]

mel2sg:

My 7-years old son, 72-years old father and me walked into a petrol kiosk as the attendant was filling-up the car.


As I wanted to get some drinks, I walked to the corner of store, leaving boy with my dad. After a while, my dad asked my boy - \"where is your Father?\"

My son replied - \"He is your son, you should take care of him\"

my dad :stupid:

:rotflmao:

[tankee]

KSmom8:

Conversation between DS2 (5 YO) and I on a new enrichment class.


Me: do you prefer a girl teacher or boy teacher for the class?

DS2: nice teacher ( without any hesitation ).

I couldn't stop smiling... DS knew what's more important. Silly me.

[tankee]

buds:

Brought the boys out this morning and my tiger_chubs... he was repeating something i said to his elder sisters.. :skeptical:


Chubs : Mommy..

Me : Yes darling..

Chubs : Cannot say ay..

Me : You mean eh? Yes, correct. Cannot call people eh.

Chubs : It's loud.

Me : You meant to say.. \"It's rude?\" Yes, darling. It's rude to call people eh.

Chubs : Ok. It's wood. ( ie. rude. )

Me : :rotflmao: ( in my heart )

Chubs : Mommy, we cannot say ay.. ( wagging his pointer left to right ). It's wood ( rude ).

Chubs : Ay is for apple. (nodding confidently)

:rotflmao:

[jedamum]

Ds2 has been practicg weekdays in prep for his grade one and I have been sitting with him, offering my comments that are not so welcomed by him. He got fed up one day…


Ds: mummy, why do you buy a piano for me?
Me: huh? So that you can learn piano. Why?
Ds: so you buy piano is for me to learn piano or for you to listen and keep correcting me all the time?

Ouch.

[jedamum]

I was washing dishes after lunch and ds2 came running to me, all excited to share his findings. ....


Ds: mummy, now I know that we all have sex.
Me: :scared: what? What did you say?
Ds: we all have sex.
Me feeling :nailbite: but trying to keep calm: where you learn that from?
Ds : see this? On our student pass, there is M sex. My friend is F sex. We all have sex. Now I know. :imanangel:

[GreenQ]

Was sweating for you when I read the first 2 lines! Then can't help to laugh out loud for your ds2's innocence. Cute!

[mdmlow]

Nihauma:

you know the chinese rhyme about the frog 一只青蛙一张嘴 两个眼睛四条腿...


i was trying to do a similar one to both my boy and girl.

两个该子两个头 四个手。。。err。。四个脚。。。er (i wasnt very good and got stuck..) then my son chipped in:
一个jiao jiao...

cheeky