A teenager girl invited her new boyfriend over for dinner and suggested that they could make love afterwards. On his way over, the boy stopped at the pharmacy and asked for advice in selecting a condom. When he sat down at her parents dinner table, he bowed his head deeply in prayer. After several minutes, the girl interrupted, “You’ve been praying a long time. I didn’t know that you were so religious.” Without looking up, the boy said, “I’m not praying. I just didn’t know that your father was a pharmacist.”
Posts made by learningtobekiasu
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RE: Notti Jokes
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RE: GEP 2011 - Screening & Selection
pecalis:
thank you. getting into GEP can be a back door interschool transfer then. lol
They are encouraged to join mainstream in the new school since already transferred and more or less settled there. However, I know of 2 cases tt went back to former sch as they like it better there (friends, CCA etc). So I think it is up to the parents or child.learningtobekiasu:
on another issue - if a child is selected for GEP and transfers to a new school then realizes he/she cannot cope and decide not to pursue, do they have to go back to their original school or can they join the mainstream in the new school? -
RE: GEP 2011 - Screening & Selection
what’s there to chase? if a child is not gifted, all the tuition in the world will not make them gifted, no? if they get it then good for them. i think those who don’t cope after getting in probably forced the issue and aren’t really gifted, just trained to answer the GEP questions.
just a thought.
on another issue - if a child is selected for GEP and transfers to a new school then realizes he/she cannot cope and decide not to pursue, do they have to go back to their original school or can they join the mainstream in the new school? -
RE: [Fun Poll] - Sexting
so… if you send these explicit messages to yourself is it considered mastur-sexting?
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RE: St Joseph's Institution Junior
jacsplace:
typical innefficiency of this school. maybe its a blessing in disguise.I called SJI Jr this morning to ask again if I could finally put my son on the waitlist for P1 next year.
I was shocked when the staff told me there were already 20 people on the list and that some of them had applied since phase 2b.
I asked her how could this be because I asked a few times and was always told they were not accepting anyone until the entire exercise had ended.
In fact, I was told to apply in September but I thought I'd be kiasu and just call today anyway since it's the first work day after the exercise ended on Friday.
This is like 29 July all over again. When the school called me after 4pm to tell me my son had no chance of getting into the school.
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RE: talk cock sing song
how about a primary school registration process consultancy?
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RE: Can married couple watch porn?
LOLMum:
of course, married couple should watch porn together but must pick one with good looking actors in it otherwise................. :sick:
ya ya. some of the porn chicks look like they been doing porn since the 60s..... -
RE: All About Taekwondo
YKVT:
What is the different between TKD and Aikindo? Any Comments?
tkd is a korean martial art based on kicking and blocking techniques while aikido is a japanese martial art based on locks, holds and throws - like judo. -
RE: All About Taekwondo
phtthp:
got girls learn TKD ? what's the percentage compared to boys ?
yup. they do. no idea on the percentage. but for competitive sparring there are probably fewer girls than boys particularly in the older age groups in the junior categories - more chance to win medals in primary school! haha -
RE: Notti Jokes
worker: "Me not come to work, me sick. "
Boss: "When I’m sick i have sex with my wife, try it. "
Later worker called back: “It worked. Me better. You got nice house!!” -
RE: Game - Notti Phrases
rules are meant to be broken what… else call us notti for what???
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RE: All About Active Community Leaders
timtim:
No, RC/NC's Chairman does not have the power or means to do so. It's the PA staff/system that tracks eligibility.[/quote]yeah. the pa staff responsible for the various NCs and RCs. what i mean is the system does not do it automatically. there is a human element.
Huh? You mean the NC/RC chairman holds the power to determine who is eligible and he must enter the info into the system. What if the chairman is lazy or don't know how to use IT and didn't input into the system?daddy2007:
[quote=\"learningtobekiasu\"]nothing to do with the system. each NC/RC will determine who is eligible before they enter into the system mah.
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RE: Game - Notti Phrases
buds:
glad you found it funny. maybe this one can be the winning phrase?learningtobekiasu:
i know tankee is busy camping when the results are not yet announced.... :laugh:
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RE: Game - Notti Phrases
i know tankee is busy camping when the results are not yet announced....
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RE: All About Active Community Leaders
Daddy
nothing to do with the system. each NC/RC will determine who is eligible before they enter into the system mah.Extracted from PA's email....
\"Do note that only eligible GRLs will be able to find that option (application for P2B) in the Grassroots connect. If they are unable to locate the application form, it means that they are not eligible.\"
Their system so clever ah? Then those short of 1 year... how to appeal?
write to your chairman lor. -
RE: Game - Notti Phrases
buds:
Same wat. Duh. :roll:
no lah. lollypops for sucking also... -
RE: Game - Notti Phrases
buds:
:spank:
Ice cream is for licking.
Not blowing. :roll:
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RE: All About Active Community Leaders
there used to be a word document on the old pa website which spelled out the rules and regulations for each type of committee. the criteria for EM appointment was in that. can’t find it now. there were rules like how many people per committee and how many office bearers and ratio of PRs to Citizens etc.
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RE: Game - Notti Phrases
ZacK:
wonder what else she blew....
Shucks! You just blew my cover... Thot I could lie low being the silent predator watching my prey with eagle sharp eyes and telephoto zooming in to where my vision takes me :evil:buds:
Liddat issit? :evil:
But you're superman.
You got unfair advantage with those zoom lens already.
*siam ah*
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