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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • corneyAmberC Offline
      corneyAmber
      last edited by

      autumnbronze, your boy is funny... :lol:

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      • janet88J Offline
        janet88
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        autumnbronze,

        your son is good ๐Ÿ˜‰...just 2 1/2 and can tell your hubby this.
        i told my hubby to teach his son to aim into the urinal bcos it can be so frustrating and smelly every morn.

        i just wonder what else my daughter will come back with at the end of the year. she asked my mum whether she locks the door and my mum replied her, 'what for?' :rotflmao:

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          autumnbronze
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          janet_lee88:


          i just wonder what else my daughter will come back with at the end of the year. she asked my mum whether she locks the door and my mum replied her, 'what for?' :rotflmao:
          Ooops, lets hope she doesn't go rd asking that to every adult/couple :lol: :lol:

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            autumnbronze
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            Okie, this one just happened 2nite while I was putting DS to sleepโ€ฆ


            DS is in this stage where he is always asking why why and why โ€ฆ

            DS inserts his hand into my t-shirt โ€ฆ

            DS: mummi, are you wearing bla (canโ€™t pronounce โ€˜rโ€™ sound clearly)

            Me: yes, sweetie (cold sweat โ€ฆ please, please donโ€™t ask the โ€˜whyโ€™ question)

            DS: why must mummi wear bla?

            (s***, what to do, shall I just tell him all out), Taking a deep breath โ€ฆ

            Me: ok son, just like you are wearing underwear to cover your birdie, mummi is wearing a bra, which is like an underwear, to cover mummiโ€™s breasts.

            DS: Then why daddi not wearing bla?

            Whew, saved by the bell, DH entered the room and I changed the subject.

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            • tankeeT Offline
              tankee
              last edited by

              autumnbronze:
              Okie, this one just happened 2nite while I was putting DS to sleep...


              DS is in this stage where he is always asking why why and why ...

              DS inserts his hand into my t-shirt ...

              DS: mummi, are you wearing bla (can't pronounce 'r' sound clearly)

              Me: yes, sweetie (*cold sweat* .... *please, please don't ask the 'why' question*)

              DS: why must mummi wear bla?

              (s***, what to do, shall I just tell him all out), Taking a deep breath ...

              Me: ok son, just like you are wearing underwear to cover your birdie, mummi is wearing a bra, which is like an underwear, to cover mummi's breasts.

              DS: Then why daddi not wearing bla?

              Whew, saved by the bell, DH entered the room and I changed the subject.
              ๐Ÿ˜“ :rotflmao:

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              • janet88J Offline
                janet88
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                My 10 year old son told his sister that she drank expressed milk when she was a bb. He even her about the 'process and how it's done', how noisy the Medela was etc etc :oops: I reminded him that it's supposed to be a secret. He even let on that he drank a little every morn with his Milo (he was in K2 then)...and how strong he was then.

                Then he told his sister that she will have milk in future... :oops: :oops:

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                  Muffins
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                  autumnbronze:
                  Okie, don't know if I have shared this here b4 ... cuz the episode's been circulating quite a bit among the family.


                  DH went jogging at the stadium and brought DS (2 and a half yrs) along. After the jog, DH brought DS to the loo to pee pee.

                  So they are at the urinal ....

                  DH: ok, son, must aim properly ok, cannot wet your shoes, pants, floor ...

                  DS turned to look at his dad, patted him on the face and said:

                  DS: Its ok, accidents do happen daddy

                  According to my DH, he (DH) was speechless ...

                  ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„
                  Wah, your son's so smart, and only 2 and a half? Wow!

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                  • tankeeT Offline
                    tankee
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                    janet_lee88:
                    My 10 year old son told his sister that she drank expressed milk when she was a bb. He even her about the 'process and how it's done', how noisy the Medela was etc etc :oops: I reminded him that it's supposed to be a secret. He even let on that he drank a little every morn with his Milo (he was in K2 then)...and how strong he was then.

                    Then he told his sister that she will have milk in future... :oops: :oops:
                    :salute: education from young ! :celebrate:

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                    • ChiefKiasuC Offline
                      ChiefKiasu
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                      Happened this morning. While rushing my 5yo DD to her class, I zoomed out in front of the cars when a traffic light turned green.


                      DD: Whee! Faster daddy! Or else the other cars catch up!
                      Me: Daddy's the best :evil: Nobody can beat daddy! Muahahaha---
                      DD: That's because you are FAT.
                      Me: --ha :!: WHAT?! Why you call Daddy fat?!
                      DD: Oh... because you are FAT and BIG, nobody can beat you ๐Ÿ˜‰
                      Me: ๐Ÿ˜ Sure anot? So being fat is good arh?
                      DD: Yes. Nobody can bully you.
                      Me: So you want to be fat? ๐Ÿ˜
                      DD: No. :politebleah:
                      Me: :frustrated:

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                        Muffins
                        last edited by

                        :lol: :rotflmao:

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