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    • W Offline
      Way2GO
      last edited by

      buds:


      Tot you went mountain to
      meditate, but came back liao
      still raunchy leh. Guess meditation
      didn't work. πŸ˜›
      What mountain!
      Rolling hills in English countryside not high enough lah!
      I normally meditate stark naked while LEVITATING. πŸ˜›
      How to levitate in 2 deg weather?

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        corneyAmber
        last edited by

        Way2GO:
        buds:



        Tot you went mountain to
        meditate, but came back liao
        still raunchy leh. Guess meditation
        didn't work. πŸ˜›

        What mountain!
        Rolling hills in English countryside not high enough lah!
        I normally meditate stark naked while LEVITATING. πŸ˜›
        How to levitate in 2 deg weather?

        Way2Go so graphic as usual... :lol: You got 轻功?

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          Way2GO
          last edited by

          ks2me:
          Way2GO:

          ....

          I normally meditate stark naked while LEVITATING. πŸ˜›

          Way2Go so graphic as usual... :lol: You got 轻功?

          Not 轻功
          This skill learnt from Kamasutra πŸ˜›

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            autumnbronze
            last edited by

            Sorri buds .... :rotflmao: :offtopic: liao!


            I started reading your post when DS ran in and saw your peeling banana. He then shouted \"mummi banana\". Then he asked \"mummi, why the banana automaticly open\" quote unquote.

            Can you pls ans so that I can explain to my DS.

            I told him to be patient as you will get back to me later.

            He says he is waiting patiently for your ans .... πŸ˜„

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              buds
              last edited by

              This banana is a very tired banana. Lack of sleep.

              So when he needs to rest, must turn lights off...
              save electricity and get rested sleep... tucked
              into blanket. But when notti children make noise
              and disturb the banana, the banana gets a shock
              and will awaken quite angry and seemingly upset
              but will try to go back to sleep again, so quickly
              pull up the covers again... and again... again...
              in short, do not disturb the banana. Make noise
              banana peel automatically open, quieten down
              it will go back to sleep. Also when touched the
              banana peel oso automatically zip down until it
              is touched again it will zip up.

              Can oredi bah. :politebleah:

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                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                Okie, will tell DS that auntie buds' avatar (don't want to use 'b' word, wait Way2GO, BigD or Chief come and stir up something again πŸ˜‰ :D) ..


                1. Cannot be disturbed when asleep because it will peel open 'automaticly'

                2. Also peels and zips up when touched

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                  ChiefKiasu
                  last edited by

                  autumnbronze:
                  Okie, will tell DS that auntie buds' avatar (don't want to use 'b' word, wait Way2GO, BigD or Chief come and stir up something again πŸ˜‰ :D) ..


                  1. Cannot be disturbed when asleep because it will peel open 'automaticly'

                  2. Also peels and zips up when touched
                  Why cannot use the \"b\" word? budsnana already said she's very sensitive... will automatically zip and unzip herself when touched, just like a mimosa :drool:

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                    buds
                    last edited by

                    What's with the drool... :drool: ... uncle? :lol:


                    Yer banana just got unzipped issit?

                    Whoops.. :oops:

                    :offtopic: liao.. Paiseh.. Paiseh..

                    Complains only down here..

                    Err... :idea: ... but ranting abt \"b\" here
                    still consider under complains and rants
                    right?

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                      autumnbronze
                      last edited by

                      ChiefKiasu:
                      autumnbronze:

                      Okie, will tell DS that auntie buds' avatar (don't want to use 'b' word, wait Way2GO, BigD or Chief come and stir up something again πŸ˜‰ :D) ..


                      1. Cannot be disturbed when asleep because it will peel open 'automaticly'

                      2. Also peels and zips up when touched

                      Why cannot use the \"b\" word? budsnana already said she's very sensitive... will automatically zip and unzip herself when touched, just like a mimosa :drool:

                      I KNEW it πŸ˜„

                      Chief couldn't resist responding ... :lol:

                      Now waiting to see if the other 2 will respond and most interestingly ... how πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜„

                      BTW - yeah, whats with the drool???

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                        Andaiz
                        last edited by

                        autumnbronze:
                        I KNEW it πŸ˜„


                        Chief couldn't resist responding ... :lol:

                        Now waiting to see if the other 2 will respond and most interestingly ... how πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜„

                        BTW - yeah, whats with the drool???
                        Haiz, humsup-ness permeates to \"All corners\" of the KSPForms leh...no good, no good (mother rap knuckles of naughty boy!)

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