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    Mummy buds' Heyloo all!

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    • W Offline
      Way2GO
      last edited by

      ks2me:
      Way2GO:

      ....

      I normally meditate stark naked while LEVITATING. πŸ˜›

      Way2Go so graphic as usual... :lol: You got 轻功?

      Not 轻功
      This skill learnt from Kamasutra πŸ˜›

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        autumnbronze
        last edited by

        Sorri buds .... :rotflmao: :offtopic: liao!


        I started reading your post when DS ran in and saw your peeling banana. He then shouted \"mummi banana\". Then he asked \"mummi, why the banana automaticly open\" quote unquote.

        Can you pls ans so that I can explain to my DS.

        I told him to be patient as you will get back to me later.

        He says he is waiting patiently for your ans .... πŸ˜„

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          buds
          last edited by

          This banana is a very tired banana. Lack of sleep.

          So when he needs to rest, must turn lights off...
          save electricity and get rested sleep... tucked
          into blanket. But when notti children make noise
          and disturb the banana, the banana gets a shock
          and will awaken quite angry and seemingly upset
          but will try to go back to sleep again, so quickly
          pull up the covers again... and again... again...
          in short, do not disturb the banana. Make noise
          banana peel automatically open, quieten down
          it will go back to sleep. Also when touched the
          banana peel oso automatically zip down until it
          is touched again it will zip up.

          Can oredi bah. :politebleah:

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            autumnbronze
            last edited by

            Okie, will tell DS that auntie buds' avatar (don't want to use 'b' word, wait Way2GO, BigD or Chief come and stir up something again πŸ˜‰ :D) ..


            1. Cannot be disturbed when asleep because it will peel open 'automaticly'

            2. Also peels and zips up when touched

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            • ChiefKiasuC Offline
              ChiefKiasu
              last edited by

              autumnbronze:
              Okie, will tell DS that auntie buds' avatar (don't want to use 'b' word, wait Way2GO, BigD or Chief come and stir up something again πŸ˜‰ :D) ..


              1. Cannot be disturbed when asleep because it will peel open 'automaticly'

              2. Also peels and zips up when touched
              Why cannot use the \"b\" word? budsnana already said she's very sensitive... will automatically zip and unzip herself when touched, just like a mimosa :drool:

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                buds
                last edited by

                What's with the drool... :drool: ... uncle? :lol:


                Yer banana just got unzipped issit?

                Whoops.. :oops:

                :offtopic: liao.. Paiseh.. Paiseh..

                Complains only down here..

                Err... :idea: ... but ranting abt \"b\" here
                still consider under complains and rants
                right?

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                  autumnbronze
                  last edited by

                  ChiefKiasu:
                  autumnbronze:

                  Okie, will tell DS that auntie buds' avatar (don't want to use 'b' word, wait Way2GO, BigD or Chief come and stir up something again πŸ˜‰ :D) ..


                  1. Cannot be disturbed when asleep because it will peel open 'automaticly'

                  2. Also peels and zips up when touched

                  Why cannot use the \"b\" word? budsnana already said she's very sensitive... will automatically zip and unzip herself when touched, just like a mimosa :drool:

                  I KNEW it πŸ˜„

                  Chief couldn't resist responding ... :lol:

                  Now waiting to see if the other 2 will respond and most interestingly ... how πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜„

                  BTW - yeah, whats with the drool???

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                    Andaiz
                    last edited by

                    autumnbronze:
                    I KNEW it πŸ˜„


                    Chief couldn't resist responding ... :lol:

                    Now waiting to see if the other 2 will respond and most interestingly ... how πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜„

                    BTW - yeah, whats with the drool???
                    Haiz, humsup-ness permeates to \"All corners\" of the KSPForms leh...no good, no good (mother rap knuckles of naughty boy!)

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                    • ChiefKiasuC Offline
                      ChiefKiasu
                      last edited by

                      Andaiz:
                      autumnbronze:

                      I KNEW it πŸ˜„


                      Chief couldn't resist responding ... :lol:

                      Now waiting to see if the other 2 will respond and most interestingly ... how πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜„

                      BTW - yeah, whats with the drool???

                      Haiz, humsup-ness permeates to \"All corners\" of the KSPForms leh...no good, no good (mother rap knuckles of naughty boy!)

                      Got meh? I was merely repeating what buds said leh.

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                        Muffins
                        last edited by

                        Why the drool, Chief?! :!:

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