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    Mummy buds' Heyloo all!

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    • A Offline
      autumnbronze
      last edited by

      Sorri buds .... :rotflmao: :offtopic: liao!


      I started reading your post when DS ran in and saw your peeling banana. He then shouted \"mummi banana\". Then he asked \"mummi, why the banana automaticly open\" quote unquote.

      Can you pls ans so that I can explain to my DS.

      I told him to be patient as you will get back to me later.

      He says he is waiting patiently for your ans .... πŸ˜„

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      • B Offline
        buds
        last edited by

        This banana is a very tired banana. Lack of sleep.

        So when he needs to rest, must turn lights off...
        save electricity and get rested sleep... tucked
        into blanket. But when notti children make noise
        and disturb the banana, the banana gets a shock
        and will awaken quite angry and seemingly upset
        but will try to go back to sleep again, so quickly
        pull up the covers again... and again... again...
        in short, do not disturb the banana. Make noise
        banana peel automatically open, quieten down
        it will go back to sleep. Also when touched the
        banana peel oso automatically zip down until it
        is touched again it will zip up.

        Can oredi bah. :politebleah:

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        • A Offline
          autumnbronze
          last edited by

          Okie, will tell DS that auntie buds' avatar (don't want to use 'b' word, wait Way2GO, BigD or Chief come and stir up something again πŸ˜‰ :D) ..


          1. Cannot be disturbed when asleep because it will peel open 'automaticly'

          2. Also peels and zips up when touched

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          • ChiefKiasuC Offline
            ChiefKiasu
            last edited by

            autumnbronze:
            Okie, will tell DS that auntie buds' avatar (don't want to use 'b' word, wait Way2GO, BigD or Chief come and stir up something again πŸ˜‰ :D) ..


            1. Cannot be disturbed when asleep because it will peel open 'automaticly'

            2. Also peels and zips up when touched
            Why cannot use the \"b\" word? budsnana already said she's very sensitive... will automatically zip and unzip herself when touched, just like a mimosa :drool:

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            • B Offline
              buds
              last edited by

              What's with the drool... :drool: ... uncle? :lol:


              Yer banana just got unzipped issit?

              Whoops.. :oops:

              :offtopic: liao.. Paiseh.. Paiseh..

              Complains only down here..

              Err... :idea: ... but ranting abt \"b\" here
              still consider under complains and rants
              right?

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              • A Offline
                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                ChiefKiasu:
                autumnbronze:

                Okie, will tell DS that auntie buds' avatar (don't want to use 'b' word, wait Way2GO, BigD or Chief come and stir up something again πŸ˜‰ :D) ..


                1. Cannot be disturbed when asleep because it will peel open 'automaticly'

                2. Also peels and zips up when touched

                Why cannot use the \"b\" word? budsnana already said she's very sensitive... will automatically zip and unzip herself when touched, just like a mimosa :drool:

                I KNEW it πŸ˜„

                Chief couldn't resist responding ... :lol:

                Now waiting to see if the other 2 will respond and most interestingly ... how πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜„

                BTW - yeah, whats with the drool???

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                  Andaiz
                  last edited by

                  autumnbronze:
                  I KNEW it πŸ˜„


                  Chief couldn't resist responding ... :lol:

                  Now waiting to see if the other 2 will respond and most interestingly ... how πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜„

                  BTW - yeah, whats with the drool???
                  Haiz, humsup-ness permeates to \"All corners\" of the KSPForms leh...no good, no good (mother rap knuckles of naughty boy!)

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                  • ChiefKiasuC Offline
                    ChiefKiasu
                    last edited by

                    Andaiz:
                    autumnbronze:

                    I KNEW it πŸ˜„


                    Chief couldn't resist responding ... :lol:

                    Now waiting to see if the other 2 will respond and most interestingly ... how πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜„

                    BTW - yeah, whats with the drool???

                    Haiz, humsup-ness permeates to \"All corners\" of the KSPForms leh...no good, no good (mother rap knuckles of naughty boy!)

                    Got meh? I was merely repeating what buds said leh.

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                      Muffins
                      last edited by

                      Why the drool, Chief?! :!:

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                      • qmsQ Offline
                        qms
                        last edited by

                        After LKVM, it will be our dearie buds. She will be a 6-star general! :salute: Or will it be a moon?

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