Logo
    • Education
      • Pre-School
      • Primary Schools Directory
      • Primary Schools Articles
      • P1 Registration
      • DSA
      • PSLE
      • Secondary
      • Tertiary
      • Special Needs
    • Lifestyle
      • Well-being
    • Activities
      • Events
    • Enrichment & Services
      • Find A Service Provider
      • Enrichment Articles
      • Enrichment Services
      • Tuition Centre/Private Tutor
      • Infant Care/ Childcare / Student Care Centre
      • Kindergarten/Preschool
      • Private Institutions and International Schools
      • Special Needs
      • Indoor & Outdoor Playgrounds
      • Paediatrics
      • Neonatal Care
    • Forum
    • ASKQ
    • Register
    • Login

    Kids say the darnest things...

    Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Recess Time
    1.6k Posts 230 Posters 525.6k Views 1 Watching
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • A Offline
      atrecord
      last edited by

      my 4+ yo DS dunno learnt from where some strange things that he said recently when he was throwing tantrum and we didn't give in to him:


      <sobbing> 我已经很伤心了,你们还讲我;你们是大人,我是小孩子leh <sobbing>...

      translated:
      <sobbing> I'm already very hurt, and you are still scolding me; you are adults and I'm still a kid leh <sobbing>...

      which was really strange, because his speech development was quite slow - started talking only when he was near 2 yo - and most of the things that he said earlier were all repeating after what my 6 yo DD said... This one is original :lol:

      in particular, we tot it real funny he used '伤心\" 😉

      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • tankeeT Offline
        tankee
        last edited by

        After I shown my P1 DS the heat rashes that have developed on my body.


        DS: oh daddy … you poor thing. you cannot go to work …

        after a shot pause

        DS: I also cannot go to school today … I need to stay at home to nurse daddy.

        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • A Offline
          autumnbronze
          last edited by

          tankee:
          After I shown my P1 DS the heat rashes that have developed on my body.


          DS: oh daddy ... you poor thing. you cannot go to work ...

          after a shot pause

          DS: I also cannot go to school today ... I need to stay at home to nurse daddy.

          :rotflmao: :rotflmao: super funny

          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • B Offline
            BlurBee
            last edited by

            tankee:
            After I shown my P1 DS the heat rashes that have developed on my body.


            DS: oh daddy ... you poor thing. you cannot go to work ...

            after a shot pause

            DS: I also cannot go to school today ... I need to stay at home to nurse daddy.
            What a lovely son. :love:

            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
            • jedamumJ Offline
              jedamum
              last edited by

              my ds1 kept writing a particular chinese character wrong and that character happens to be part of my chinese name. then he still want to challenge me stating that it should be 'piair' (stroke) instead of a 'shu' (stroke).


              me : i have been writing that character for over 3_ years already!
              ds1: don't bluff me la.... where got 3_ years so long meh?

              because 3_ years is my actual age, just as i was thinking wa, this boy not bad, know how to argue that i did not start writing when i was only 1yo....

              ds1: where got 3_ years so long? you are only 28yo right?

              me: :!: :love: :please: 😉

              (my mum thought i am 28yo too! lolz!)

              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • M Offline
                Muffins
                last edited by

                So cute, tankee and jedamum! 😄

                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • tankeeT Offline
                  tankee
                  last edited by

                  jedamum .. congrats !


                  :celebrate:

                  1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • M Offline
                    mathsparks
                    last edited by

                    Going thru my blog, found an entry when I explained to son what a flea market is. He replied, when you buy from a flea market, you’d buy 1 get 1 flea.

                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                    • A Offline
                      autumnbronze
                      last edited by

                      mathsparks:
                      Going thru my blog, found an entry when I explained to son what a flea market is. He replied, when you buy from a flea market, you'd buy 1 get 1 flea.

                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                      • tankeeT Offline
                        tankee
                        last edited by

                        :rotflmao: flea :rotflmao:

                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0

                        Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.

                        Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.

                        With your input, this post could be even better 💗

                        Register Login
                        • 1
                        • 2
                        • 53
                        • 54
                        • 55
                        • 56
                        • 57
                        • 164
                        • 165
                        • 55 / 165
                        • First post
                          Last post



                        Online Users
                        thebottomsupblogT
                        thebottomsupblog
                        Miemie86M
                        Miemie86

                        Statistics

                        12

                        Online

                        211.0k

                        Users

                        34.4k

                        Topics

                        1.8m

                        Posts
                        Popular Topics
                        New to the KiasuParents forum? Tips and Tricks!
                        Choosing and Evaluating Primary Schools
                        DSA 2026
                        PSLE Discussions and Strategies
                        How much do you spend on the kids' tuition/enrichments?
                        SkillsFuture + anything related to upskilling/learning something new!

                          About Us Contact Us forum Terms of Service Privacy Policy