Kids say the darnest things...
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tankee:
\"Dad .... am I in Tao Nan School because you are a kiasu parent?\" :oops: :oops:
Hoh yeah boy... hoh yeah.. :lol: You betcha!
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This happened yesterday .....
Driving back home along one of the Bishan street that was going to lead out to Braddell Road soon ....
Suddenly ...
DS: mummie, xxx want to pee pee
Me: :!: Oii, can tahan please, mummi just 10 mins away from home
DS: cannot .... xxx want to pee pee now now now
Me: (desperately thinking what to do, 1st time in this situation while driving, see a carpark and decide to turn right in and park the car)
Me: Okie, mummie has parked the car here .. you go with xxx (helper) to the grass verge and pee pee.
DS: (frees himself from the child seat and leans forward) mummi, tell xxx again why you put gear to P and pull handbrake up
Me:
you want to pee pee ornot, go now ...
After some minutes DS returns ...
DS: mummi, xxx water the grass already
Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: -
autumnbronze:
DH bought those plastic bags that pp use to make 'sng bao' - and he only made that iced treat once. End up a lot of bags left, so we put some in the car, if DS2 has emergency and adult is on hand to assist, he'll pee into those plastic bags.
Me: you want to pee pee ornot, go now ...
After some minutes DS returns ...
DS: mummi, xxx water the grass already
But there were a couple of times when 1 bag wasn't enough. :oops: (moral of the story: prepare a bit bigger bag) -
hquek:
haha, good idea. but most times, i just let him pee into any plastic bag that we can find. there was once, we can't find any plastic bag, but just nice he has just finished this bottle of mineral water and we asked him to pee inside... :rotflmao: looks like chrysanthemum tea tho....DH bought those plastic bags that pp use to make 'sng bao' - and he only made that iced treat once. End up a lot of bags left, so we put some in the car, if DS2 has emergency and adult is on hand to assist, he'll pee into those plastic bags.
But there were a couple of times when 1 bag wasn't enough. :oops: (moral of the story: prepare a bit bigger bag)
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lovekidsverymuch:
now that patch of grass would grow greener ! :celebrate:
So cute, wonder if there is no rain then his pee pee can make the grass growautumnbronze:
DS: mummi, xxx water the grass already
Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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hquek:
I have seen a chinese woman empty, by drinking, a bottle of mineral water and let her toddler pee into it. Guess where this happened ..... inside our MRT train. :!:
DH bought those plastic bags that pp use to make 'sng bao' - and he only made that iced treat once. End up a lot of bags left, so we put some in the car, if DS2 has emergency and adult is on hand to assist, he'll pee into those plastic bags.
But there were a couple of times when 1 bag wasn't enough. :oops: (moral of the story: prepare a bit bigger bag) -
KoalaMummy:
looks like chrysanthemum tea tho....
did not drink enough water :shock: -
autumnbronze:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
DS: mummi, xxx water the grass already
Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: -
lovekidsverymuch:
Once we were at the Bird Park and queueing up for the tram. This Thai family (or maybe from somewhere else - the dialect was unidentifiable to me) had a toddler wearing one of those open up slits at the crotch. They held the child up (in the queue) and the little fella just splattered on to the floor. There were a lot of horrified gasps and stares, but the family was totally nonchalant. Like this is the normal way to go to the loo like that.tankee:
Guess where this happened ..... inside our MRT train. :!:
omg :!: :!: in front of all????
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lovekidsverymuch:
ya lor. That's when my DS is still a baby. So I could not understand why she could not alight at the next station and go to the loo.tankee:
Guess where this happened ..... inside our MRT train. :!:
omg :!: :!: in front of all????
When I told this to some friends, their replies were wait till my DS grow older than I would know.
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