Kids say the darnest things...
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This happened yesterday .....
Driving back home along one of the Bishan street that was going to lead out to Braddell Road soon ....
Suddenly ...
DS: mummie, xxx want to pee pee
Me: :!: Oii, can tahan please, mummi just 10 mins away from home
DS: cannot .... xxx want to pee pee now now now
Me: (desperately thinking what to do, 1st time in this situation while driving, see a carpark and decide to turn right in and park the car)
Me: Okie, mummie has parked the car here .. you go with xxx (helper) to the grass verge and pee pee.
DS: (frees himself from the child seat and leans forward) mummi, tell xxx again why you put gear to P and pull handbrake up
Me:
you want to pee pee ornot, go now ...
After some minutes DS returns ...
DS: mummi, xxx water the grass already
Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: -
autumnbronze:
DH bought those plastic bags that pp use to make 'sng bao' - and he only made that iced treat once. End up a lot of bags left, so we put some in the car, if DS2 has emergency and adult is on hand to assist, he'll pee into those plastic bags.
Me: you want to pee pee ornot, go now ...
After some minutes DS returns ...
DS: mummi, xxx water the grass already
But there were a couple of times when 1 bag wasn't enough. :oops: (moral of the story: prepare a bit bigger bag) -
hquek:
haha, good idea. but most times, i just let him pee into any plastic bag that we can find. there was once, we can't find any plastic bag, but just nice he has just finished this bottle of mineral water and we asked him to pee inside... :rotflmao: looks like chrysanthemum tea tho....DH bought those plastic bags that pp use to make 'sng bao' - and he only made that iced treat once. End up a lot of bags left, so we put some in the car, if DS2 has emergency and adult is on hand to assist, he'll pee into those plastic bags.
But there were a couple of times when 1 bag wasn't enough. :oops: (moral of the story: prepare a bit bigger bag)
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lovekidsverymuch:
now that patch of grass would grow greener ! :celebrate:
So cute, wonder if there is no rain then his pee pee can make the grass growautumnbronze:
DS: mummi, xxx water the grass already
Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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hquek:
I have seen a chinese woman empty, by drinking, a bottle of mineral water and let her toddler pee into it. Guess where this happened ..... inside our MRT train. :!:
DH bought those plastic bags that pp use to make 'sng bao' - and he only made that iced treat once. End up a lot of bags left, so we put some in the car, if DS2 has emergency and adult is on hand to assist, he'll pee into those plastic bags.
But there were a couple of times when 1 bag wasn't enough. :oops: (moral of the story: prepare a bit bigger bag) -
KoalaMummy:
looks like chrysanthemum tea tho....
did not drink enough water :shock: -
autumnbronze:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
DS: mummi, xxx water the grass already
Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: -
lovekidsverymuch:
Once we were at the Bird Park and queueing up for the tram. This Thai family (or maybe from somewhere else - the dialect was unidentifiable to me) had a toddler wearing one of those open up slits at the crotch. They held the child up (in the queue) and the little fella just splattered on to the floor. There were a lot of horrified gasps and stares, but the family was totally nonchalant. Like this is the normal way to go to the loo like that.tankee:
Guess where this happened ..... inside our MRT train. :!:
omg :!: :!: in front of all????
:faint: -
lovekidsverymuch:
ya lor. That's when my DS is still a baby. So I could not understand why she could not alight at the next station and go to the loo.tankee:
Guess where this happened ..... inside our MRT train. :!:
omg :!: :!: in front of all????
When I told this to some friends, their replies were wait till my DS grow older than I would know. -
Buds_hubs and i have our usual game days and nights.
By that i mean, we pit our brains over Scrabble game.
One weekend, while we were in the midst of our game,
DD2 came into our room and as usual couldn't keep quiet. :roll:
DD2 : Dad, you say we're going swimming...? Can we go now?
Hubs : We're almost finishing the game... give us another few
minutes?
DD2 : How many minutes is a few minutes?
To keep her quiet, hubs replied...
Hubs : 10 minutes.
DD2 walked out of the room and came back in... after the 10
minutes were roughly up.
DD2 : Harh!?! Not finished yet! When are we going.....
Hubs : Another few minutes..
DD2 : But that's what you said ten minutes ago.. when are
we going..
Hubs : If you let me finish this game in peace i can think and
finish quickly.. if you're gonna be like this.. then i can't even
concentrate and will take even longer to finish.
DD2 : Sigh.. ok lah.. ok lah.. I sit here and watch.
Hubs : :roll:
DD2 : Who is winning?
Hubs : Who else? Mummy lor.
DD2 : Whose turn is it from just now?
Hubs : Me lor.
After another 5 mins, hubs placed his tiles on the board.
DD2 : :whut: TOY? Please dad, that's a baby word. Lame..
My turn next..
DD2 : Wah! 28 point for BUREAU mom? What does that mean?
( I told her that she can use the dictionary to check the meaning,
to keep her occupied and....... yes.... quiet. :lol: Cos hubs' move agn.. )
DD2 : Dad, your turn already? How come so long? Mummy put very fast.
When are we going swimming?
Hubs : Ok ok.. i'm putting it now.
DD2 : :whut: You think for so long... longer than mum and you only
put that word? Please dad... again that's a baby word. :roll:
The word was DOG.
My turn again and i have got my tiles ready... since hubs took forever
to think about what to put on the board.. :politebleah:
DD2 : Wow, mum! FIZZY is a good word mom!
DD2 : Daddy please arh.. your turn oredi.
Hubs placed anyhow to speed up the game. He put T to make IT.
DD2 : :rotflmao: That's all? .......
Hubs interrupted her before she cud continue what she was gonna say.
Hubs : If you say another word about my words, i will change my mind
about going to the pool. Period.
DD2 : :roll:
My turn again. I placed the word, INVESTED or something... can't recall.
Come to think of it, i had the sheer luck of tile positions on the board &
also picked up great tiles from the bag. DD2 turned to me and said.
DD2 : You're the best mom. You always have the more adult words. The
baby words are for us kids, when we play... right mom? DD2 winked @ me.
Hubs : That's it! I don't wanna play anymore. It's too distracting.. I am
also NOT going to the pool. Hmmmph...
DD2 : But you promised!
Hubs : I said no more about the baby word and whatever right?
DD2 : I didn't say it to you what... :roll: I was talking to mummy.
Mom, you'd bring us to the pool, right? Cos you're the best mom
in the world and you are the best in Scrabble. Let's go mom..
(Pulling my arm)
Me : Wait i hafta keep the set.
DD2 : I'll keep it. So you can get ready and we'll all go. Mummy
can bring us right dad? You can join in too, if you want.. :hugs:
Hubs went outside to get a drink. DD2 pulled my arm down to
her and whispered...
DD2 : Daddy's a sore loser, eh mum? :politebleah:
She chuckled... then hubs came back in..
Hubs : Actually DD2, you didn't see me win mummy just now
during our first game.. i win by alot you know.. this time i was
just unlucky.. my tiles were all like *&#@...
DD2 : Gasp! Dad! Not in front of the KIDS!! :shock:
DD2 turned around at me and opened her eyes wide!
Then she went over to hubs who was preparing his
swimming stuff and she pat him on his back..
DD2 : It's ok dad.. you can try to beat mummy again next time yah!
Right after she said it, she turned to me and went...
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