Logo
    • Education
      • Pre-School
      • Primary Schools Directory
      • Primary Schools Articles
      • P1 Registration
      • DSA
      • PSLE
      • Secondary
      • Tertiary
      • Special Needs
    • Lifestyle
      • Well-being
    • Activities
      • Events
    • Enrichment & Services
      • Find A Service Provider
      • Enrichment Articles
      • Enrichment Services
      • Tuition Centre/Private Tutor
      • Infant Care/ Childcare / Student Care Centre
      • Kindergarten/Preschool
      • Private Institutions and International Schools
      • Special Needs
      • Indoor & Outdoor Playgrounds
      • Paediatrics
      • Neonatal Care
    • Forum
    • ASKQ
    • Register
    • Login

    Kids say the darnest things...

    Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Recess Time
    1.6k Posts 230 Posters 522.9k Views 1 Watching
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • R Offline
      RRMummy
      last edited by

      :congrats:

      buds:
      L doesn't know about the bb news..
      or the move for that matter.. i was
      thinking to give her a darn big
      surprise! šŸ˜‰

      In fact, we'd practically be close
      neighbours. :lol:
      HOkay. I keep it a secret for you. So when is the big move? Bought your new place already?

      Wah, you 2 ah... I move away dy leh... BTW, she did mention her hubs intention to move downtown closer to their preferred school for U. She is still reluctant but her hubs is on..

      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • B Offline
        buds
        last edited by

        Yup, the new school is wee bit far.

        Hope they won't be moving lah. šŸ™

        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • B Offline
          BigDevil
          last edited by

          RRMummy:
          AH?!! And I was thinking when I can start getting my gals to be tutoured by you.. šŸ˜ž

          I had to rub my eyes and read it again.

          For a moment I thought I saw tortured.... šŸ˜‰ šŸ¦†

          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • B Offline
            buds
            last edited by

            BigDevil:
            RRMummy:

            AH?!! And I was thinking when I can start getting my gals to be tutoured by you.. šŸ˜ž


            I had to rub my eyes and read it again.

            For a moment I thought I saw tortured.... šŸ˜‰ šŸ¦†

            šŸ˜›

            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
            • A Offline
              autumnbronze
              last edited by

              This happened after DS awoke from his nap.


              I was pretending to be alseep as I like the way he will cuddle up to me and wake me up. But as I turned on my side, I noticed he had wet the bed. But feigned ignorance as I wanted to see what he would do about it.

              DS put his head on my tummy and said ...

              DS: mummi, mummi (trying to wake me up)

              Me: mummi sleepy, talk to you later ...

              DS: mummi, xxxx want to tell mummi a secret

              Me: hmmmm

              DS: xxxx, xxxx kidney came out of xxxx body

              Me: (pretending to be shocked) What, where did it come out from?

              DS: from xxxx bum

              Me: (pretending to frantically look for his kidney) where is it?? must find it and put it back if not xxxx cannot pee pee anymore

              DS: kidney flew up to the ceiling fan

              Me: what :!: where 😐 (didn't anticipate that) Is there something you want to tell me??

              DS: (sheepishly) xxxx, xxxx pee pee on the bed

              He actually opened his mouth wide and quickly covered it with his hands in an act of surprise after saying that :roll:

              A case of plain over-active imagination or talking nonsense 😐

              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • K Offline
                KoalaMummy
                last edited by

                autumnbronze:
                This happened after DS awoke from his nap.


                ....DS: xxxx, xxxx kidney came out of xxxx body

                Me: (pretending to be shocked) What, where did it come out from?

                DS: from xxxx bum

                Me: (pretending to frantically look for his kidney) where is it?? must find it and put it back if not xxxx cannot pee pee anymore

                DS: kidney flew up to the ceiling fan

                Me: what :!: where 😐 (didn't anticipate that) Is there something you want to tell me??

                DS: (sheepishly) xxxx, xxxx pee pee on the bed

                He actually opened his mouth wide and quickly covered it with his hands in an act of surprise after saying that :roll:

                A case of plain over-active imagination or talking nonsense 😐
                :rotflmao: hilarious, how old is your ds??

                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • A Offline
                  autumnbronze
                  last edited by

                  KoalaMummy:

                  :rotflmao: hilarious, how old is your ds??
                  Cheeky fellow turning three in Aug šŸ˜„

                  1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • tankeeT Offline
                    tankee
                    last edited by

                    so cute ! :lol: :lol:

                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                    • A Offline
                      Andaiz
                      last edited by

                      autumnbronze, your ds is just soooooo cheeky! :love:

                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                      • A Offline
                        Andaiz
                        last edited by

                        overheard on the way to Jazz class last evening...


                        DD2: what do you think God's email is?

                        DD1: Haiyah, God doesn't need email...he just

                        DD2: I know, I know, talk to you directly right? No need to waste time!!!

                        (Me: 😐 )

                        DD1: No lah, you think like you, talk so loud....He whispers.

                        DD2: Wah, then we must really listen right?

                        (Me: :love: so cute!)

                        DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?

                        Me: :faint:

                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0

                        Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.

                        Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.

                        With your input, this post could be even better šŸ’—

                        Register Login
                        • 1
                        • 2
                        • 69
                        • 70
                        • 71
                        • 72
                        • 73
                        • 164
                        • 165
                        • 71 / 165
                        • First post
                          Last post



                        Online Users

                        Statistics

                        10

                        Online

                        210.8k

                        Users

                        34.3k

                        Topics

                        1.8m

                        Posts
                        Popular Topics
                        New to the KiasuParents forum? Tips and Tricks!
                        Choosing and Evaluating Primary Schools
                        DSA 2026
                        PSLE Discussions and Strategies
                        How much do you spend on the kids' tuition/enrichments?
                        SkillsFuture + anything related to upskilling/learning something new!

                          About Us Contact Us forum Terms of Service Privacy Policy