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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
      last edited by

      RRMummy:
      AH?!! And I was thinking when I can start getting my gals to be tutoured by you.. šŸ˜ž

      Hahn-norh.. :roll:

      L doesn't know about the bb news..
      or the move for that matter.. i was
      thinking to give her a darn big
      surprise! šŸ˜‰

      In fact, we'd practically be close
      neighbours. :lol:

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        RRMummy
        last edited by

        :congrats:

        buds:
        L doesn't know about the bb news..
        or the move for that matter.. i was
        thinking to give her a darn big
        surprise! šŸ˜‰

        In fact, we'd practically be close
        neighbours. :lol:
        HOkay. I keep it a secret for you. So when is the big move? Bought your new place already?

        Wah, you 2 ah... I move away dy leh... BTW, she did mention her hubs intention to move downtown closer to their preferred school for U. She is still reluctant but her hubs is on..

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        • B Offline
          buds
          last edited by

          Yup, the new school is wee bit far.

          Hope they won't be moving lah. šŸ™

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            BigDevil
            last edited by

            RRMummy:
            AH?!! And I was thinking when I can start getting my gals to be tutoured by you.. šŸ˜ž

            I had to rub my eyes and read it again.

            For a moment I thought I saw tortured.... šŸ˜‰ šŸ¦†

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            • B Offline
              buds
              last edited by

              BigDevil:
              RRMummy:

              AH?!! And I was thinking when I can start getting my gals to be tutoured by you.. šŸ˜ž


              I had to rub my eyes and read it again.

              For a moment I thought I saw tortured.... šŸ˜‰ šŸ¦†

              šŸ˜›

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              • A Offline
                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                This happened after DS awoke from his nap.


                I was pretending to be alseep as I like the way he will cuddle up to me and wake me up. But as I turned on my side, I noticed he had wet the bed. But feigned ignorance as I wanted to see what he would do about it.

                DS put his head on my tummy and said ...

                DS: mummi, mummi (trying to wake me up)

                Me: mummi sleepy, talk to you later ...

                DS: mummi, xxxx want to tell mummi a secret

                Me: hmmmm

                DS: xxxx, xxxx kidney came out of xxxx body

                Me: (pretending to be shocked) What, where did it come out from?

                DS: from xxxx bum

                Me: (pretending to frantically look for his kidney) where is it?? must find it and put it back if not xxxx cannot pee pee anymore

                DS: kidney flew up to the ceiling fan

                Me: what :!: where 😐 (didn't anticipate that) Is there something you want to tell me??

                DS: (sheepishly) xxxx, xxxx pee pee on the bed

                He actually opened his mouth wide and quickly covered it with his hands in an act of surprise after saying that :roll:

                A case of plain over-active imagination or talking nonsense 😐

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                  KoalaMummy
                  last edited by

                  autumnbronze:
                  This happened after DS awoke from his nap.


                  ....DS: xxxx, xxxx kidney came out of xxxx body

                  Me: (pretending to be shocked) What, where did it come out from?

                  DS: from xxxx bum

                  Me: (pretending to frantically look for his kidney) where is it?? must find it and put it back if not xxxx cannot pee pee anymore

                  DS: kidney flew up to the ceiling fan

                  Me: what :!: where 😐 (didn't anticipate that) Is there something you want to tell me??

                  DS: (sheepishly) xxxx, xxxx pee pee on the bed

                  He actually opened his mouth wide and quickly covered it with his hands in an act of surprise after saying that :roll:

                  A case of plain over-active imagination or talking nonsense 😐
                  :rotflmao: hilarious, how old is your ds??

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                    autumnbronze
                    last edited by

                    KoalaMummy:

                    :rotflmao: hilarious, how old is your ds??
                    Cheeky fellow turning three in Aug šŸ˜„

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                      tankee
                      last edited by

                      so cute ! :lol: :lol:

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                        Andaiz
                        last edited by

                        autumnbronze, your ds is just soooooo cheeky! :love:

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