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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
      last edited by

      BigDevil:
      RRMummy:

      AH?!! And I was thinking when I can start getting my gals to be tutoured by you.. šŸ˜ž


      I had to rub my eyes and read it again.

      For a moment I thought I saw tortured.... šŸ˜‰ šŸ¦†

      šŸ˜›

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        autumnbronze
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        This happened after DS awoke from his nap.


        I was pretending to be alseep as I like the way he will cuddle up to me and wake me up. But as I turned on my side, I noticed he had wet the bed. But feigned ignorance as I wanted to see what he would do about it.

        DS put his head on my tummy and said ...

        DS: mummi, mummi (trying to wake me up)

        Me: mummi sleepy, talk to you later ...

        DS: mummi, xxxx want to tell mummi a secret

        Me: hmmmm

        DS: xxxx, xxxx kidney came out of xxxx body

        Me: (pretending to be shocked) What, where did it come out from?

        DS: from xxxx bum

        Me: (pretending to frantically look for his kidney) where is it?? must find it and put it back if not xxxx cannot pee pee anymore

        DS: kidney flew up to the ceiling fan

        Me: what :!: where 😐 (didn't anticipate that) Is there something you want to tell me??

        DS: (sheepishly) xxxx, xxxx pee pee on the bed

        He actually opened his mouth wide and quickly covered it with his hands in an act of surprise after saying that :roll:

        A case of plain over-active imagination or talking nonsense 😐

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          KoalaMummy
          last edited by

          autumnbronze:
          This happened after DS awoke from his nap.


          ....DS: xxxx, xxxx kidney came out of xxxx body

          Me: (pretending to be shocked) What, where did it come out from?

          DS: from xxxx bum

          Me: (pretending to frantically look for his kidney) where is it?? must find it and put it back if not xxxx cannot pee pee anymore

          DS: kidney flew up to the ceiling fan

          Me: what :!: where 😐 (didn't anticipate that) Is there something you want to tell me??

          DS: (sheepishly) xxxx, xxxx pee pee on the bed

          He actually opened his mouth wide and quickly covered it with his hands in an act of surprise after saying that :roll:

          A case of plain over-active imagination or talking nonsense 😐
          :rotflmao: hilarious, how old is your ds??

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            autumnbronze
            last edited by

            KoalaMummy:

            :rotflmao: hilarious, how old is your ds??
            Cheeky fellow turning three in Aug šŸ˜„

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            • tankeeT Offline
              tankee
              last edited by

              so cute ! :lol: :lol:

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                Andaiz
                last edited by

                autumnbronze, your ds is just soooooo cheeky! :love:

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                • A Offline
                  Andaiz
                  last edited by

                  overheard on the way to Jazz class last evening...


                  DD2: what do you think God's email is?

                  DD1: Haiyah, God doesn't need email...he just

                  DD2: I know, I know, talk to you directly right? No need to waste time!!!

                  (Me: 😐 )

                  DD1: No lah, you think like you, talk so loud....He whispers.

                  DD2: Wah, then we must really listen right?

                  (Me: :love: so cute!)

                  DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?

                  Me: :faint:

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                    tankee
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                    Andaiz:
                    ...DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?...


                    smart girl ! :celebrate:

                    :lol: :lol:

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                    • jedamumJ Offline
                      jedamum
                      last edited by

                      passed ds2 a 'I Love Museum' postcard.


                      ds2 (looking at the Logo) : I Love Muscle!! I Love Muscle!!
                      me : It is \"I Love Museum\" - MyooZeeem, not Muscle.
                      ds2 :? : Where is the 'Zee'?

                      😐

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                        Andaiz
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                        tankee:
                        Andaiz:

                        ...DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?...



                        smart girl ! :celebrate:

                        :lol: :lol:

                        haha, tankee...you mean she's opportunistic in seizing the \"teachable moment\" but yes, :celebrate: indeed! made my afternoon driving through the rain man! 😢

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